Handwaved CR Meme!

[starfleetashell]

Howdy, folks!!

Since a bunch of us were chatting in the Discord about it, figured I'd take initiative and set up a ✨handwaved CR meme✨!

How does it work? Simple! Post a top-level as your player name, and subheads with character/canon in the subject line and do a brief rundown of their personality/job (if applicable)/general places they hang out/their interests, any other relevant information or notable features, and let 'er rip!

Example:

Rowan Fizzbin | OC
Rowan is a faun with a small rack of deer horns, one purple llama leg (their right) and one magical prosthetic (left leg, looks like sleek white plastic with glowing bits). They are likely to be found in the library, pestering anyone who looks interesting around town, and learning everything they can about the local magic and how it interacts with the magic and skills of everyone else. If you look different than baseline human, they would probably be very interested in chatting with (and perhaps prodding at) you.

Now let's get this show on the road, pumpkins!

Comments

Radar O'Reilly | M*A*S*H

[incomingchoppers]

So. Okay. You've almost certainly seen Radar. The dude is everywhere. He's the short, bespectacled guy barely out of his teens who pops up out of nowhere with an eerie tendency to get you exactly what you want exactly when you need it. He will happily chat with literally anybody like he's known them for months, unless they're, like, straight-up about to murder him.

That said! The most likely places you'll find him are Town Hall or Leeds Manor, since he's Dahlia's personal assistant. He doesn't handle the day-to-day paperwork at Town Hall too much anymore, but he'll help you out as much as he can and get you pointed in the right direction. On most weekends, he's also up at Baker Ranch helping out around the farm. You might spot him in the company of a couple members of his menagerie: TJ, a Dachsbun, and/or Treble, a Clefairy, both recently evolved from a Fidough and Cleffa respectively. (He also has a rabbit named Nibbles, but Nibbles usually stays home because he's not as well trained as the other two.)

Overall, he's a earnest softie with a mischievous streak, and a huge animal lover. If you're psychically-inclined, you might also pick up that he's a low-key untrained psychic. But he doesn't exactly keep that a secret, so if you ask how the hell he knew [xyz thing], he'll probably explain!

[thaumatophage]

Probably safe to assume Kitty and Radar have met at Baker Ranch and get on pretty well? She's there reasonably frequently

[incomingchoppers]

For sure! I'm planning to give him an open in October if you wanna do a proper thread with them then :D

[fuelmayor]

Fuelweaver's terrible Lileep (he hasn't named her) has definitely attempted to influence TJ and Treble to commit some manner of Pokémon crimes.

[incomingchoppers]

Pffffhahahaha YES. And Radar has 100% marched Terrible Lileep back to Fuelweaver's door like a misbehaving kid who got kicked out of the slumber party.