Meme Double Feature Part 2: FMK!

[pumpkinhollow]

A classic raunchy icebreaker! The rules are simple: post the names of three people, and let your friends decide which one they would fuck, marry, or kill (or perhaps fight, marry, kiss for the younger crowd?) in the comments! Bonus points if they explain why!

HARD MODE: Instead of using people, go for something abstract like a trio of objects or concepts. I, for one, know that I would definitely fuck Laugh, marry Love, and kill Live.

Comments

[thethirteenthchild]

Dahlia hums thoughtfully, leaning on her hand. "This is a tough one," she muses. "I'm gonna say... Fuck Jack, for the steamy hate sex. Then I'll marry Krampus. He seems really career-minded and has a strong moral compass. And kill the Pine Devil."

[maltesefalcon]

There is a look of dismay on Cerrit's face, readable even by the humans, when he hears that from Dahlia.

(Is it bad that he agrees with her stance on Krampus, though?)

[cacophonish]

Jeff nods. "Right on, that's like, totally sound reasoning. I think I'd kill Jack, because, um, I don't always get his jokes? And I'm sick of having to run away from the dude when he gets pissy about it." He makes a face. "Or maybe I'd kill Krampus. Fucking hate that guy..."

He furrows his brows. Clearly, this requires further consideration.