Meme Double Feature Part 2: FMK!

[pumpkinhollow]

A classic raunchy icebreaker! The rules are simple: post the names of three people, and let your friends decide which one they would fuck, marry, or kill (or perhaps fight, marry, kiss for the younger crowd?) in the comments! Bonus points if they explain why!

HARD MODE: Instead of using people, go for something abstract like a trio of objects or concepts. I, for one, know that I would definitely fuck Laugh, marry Love, and kill Live.

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QUESTIONS/COMMENTS/CONCERNS

[pumpkinhollow]

Mayor Poe, Yorick, Calloway

[skeletonkeay]

"Throwing out a gimme as a warm-up," Gerry explains. "I want to hear other people's before I say my own."

[cacophonish]

"Oh, I got one. So, like... Tony the Tiger, Count Chocula, or, uh..."

Hmmm.

"Cap'n Crunch."

pt 2 monsterfucker edition

[cacophonish]

"Wait, hang on, I got another one! Okay, so like." He counts off on his fingers. "Krampus--" Said with some disdain, because fuck that guy, he put Jeff in a sack once. "--or, or the Pine Devil, or, uh, that freaky dude with the pumpkin head."

[lasthumanvoice]

"Kill Calloway, Fuck Yorick and Marry Hellen."

Yeah, no hesitation there.

[skeletonkeay]

Gerry ponders for a moment, then answers extremely seriously. "I'd fuck Count Chocula. Vampires are sexy. Marry Tony the Tiger. He's a provider. Then kill Cap'n Crunch because I don't trust him. He just goes around crunchetizing kids, it's not right."

[thethirteenthchild]

Dahlia hums thoughtfully, leaning on her hand. "This is a tough one," she muses. "I'm gonna say... Fuck Jack, for the steamy hate sex. Then I'll marry Krampus. He seems really career-minded and has a strong moral compass. And kill the Pine Devil."

[maltesefalcon]

There is a look of dismay on Cerrit's face, readable even by the humans, when he hears that from Dahlia.

(Is it bad that he agrees with her stance on Krampus, though?)

[decohere]

"Kill, kill, kill." That was easy.

[decohere]

"Kill, kill, kill." Yes this is her answer to all of these.

[skeletonkeay]

Gerry snorts, amused. "You gotta pick one of each. That's the fun part."

[skeletonkeay]

Gerry laughs. "No surprises there. Revenge on Calloway, one mind-blowing night for the miserable bastard, then a lifetime of paid bills and organized bookshelves with Poe."

CW: joking allusion to necrophilia

[graveling]

"Kill the Cap'n, especially after last month. Fuck Count Chocula, because the necrophilic double-negative wraps around into not being weird. And marry Tony, if only for the warm cuddles."

[decohere]

"No," stubbornly.

[skeletonkeay]

"You just really into murder then?" A brow raises.

[decohere]

"More than I'm into hypothetical infidelity." Crosses her arms.

[skeletonkeay]

"Aw, c'mon," he ribs her. "It's not that serious. My boyfriend and I are playin'. You can imagine it was before you met him, if it helps."

[decohere]

"Before I met Peter?" She sighs and very visibly thinks about it.

"Kill, kill, kill." He did a lot of the heavy lifting in her character development. "I really hated people."

Elias, Neil and Jon

[lasthumanvoice]

"I can't be the only one who's already considered the question, regarding these three."

[itsjustabaddream]

Neil groans audibly.

[thethirteenthchild]

"Kill Neil, fuck Jon to just get it over with, marry Elias. Hands down."

[apocryphalarchivist]

Jon doesn't say anything, but the face he makes says enough on it's own.

[abhorrently]

"Who's Krampus?"

[decohere]

She doesn't know who any of them are, but it's still a predictable: "kill, kill, kill." What a fun game!

[be_seeing_you]

"I'm afraid she's telling the truth," Number 6 says, patting her arm lightly. He did, indeed, do a lot to rehabilitate her attitude towards people. But he does love his feral wife when she has her claws out.

[decohere]

She fluffs up just a bit under the affection. The only people she even truly liked before he came along was a robot and a skeleton, so she has come a long way. Just not enough to pick anything but kill, even for a game. Alas.

[cacophonish]

Jeff tilts his head and considers the answers, letting out an awww at the notion of Tony the Tiger being a provider. "I bet he gives great hugs..." Sigh. "You got me to change up my own answers, dude. I was totally gonna kill Tony and marry the Cap'n for, like, his money? But now I can't do it." As if any of this is totally real!

"Vampires are totally sexy, though," he nods. "I bet Count Chocula's got, like, centuries of experience."

[cacophonish]

Jeff laughs. "You know, I thought this would be a tougher choice, but that's really the only way to go about it, man. I'm with you." SIIIIGH. "Especially when it comes to tiger cuddles... He's gotta have the softest hugs."

[cacophonish]

Jeff nods. "Right on, that's like, totally sound reasoning. I think I'd kill Jack, because, um, I don't always get his jokes? And I'm sick of having to run away from the dude when he gets pissy about it." He makes a face. "Or maybe I'd kill Krampus. Fucking hate that guy..."

He furrows his brows. Clearly, this requires further consideration.

[cacophonish]

"Duuuude," Jeff groans. "That's such a cop out!" Though he can respect the decisiveness!

[cacophonish]

"A total dick." That's an answer, right? Okay, fine, Jeff will elaborate. "He's like, this goat dude who runs around town shoving people in a sack and then he ties it up so you can't get out, and it's fucking itchy in there, and it smells weird, and you're stuck out in the snow, so you're cold, too, and it fucking sucks!"

....not that Jeff's speaking from experience or anything.

[decohere]

"It's the truth."

Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream

[tisnotthehouse]

Tarantulas shrugs, mouthing twitching in a way that very much wants to be a gleeful grin despite his attempts to suppress it. "I'm just curious," he explains.

[lovinglefthand]

First Aid groans, letting his head fall to the table with a dull thunk. "You're awful," he complains. "I guess, if I absolutely had to...Kill Megatron, if prison and rehabilitation isn't an option. Marry...Soundwave? He takes good care of his cassettes, maybe he'd be a good spouse too? And, ugh...fuck Shockwave. Even though I'm probably going to walk away with parts missing or unwanted extras..."

[tisnotthehouse]

Tarantulas merely cackles, delighted by the reaction.

Mercury, Venus, Mars

[tisnotthehouse]

"For the Earthlings in the room," he explains.