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TDM #10 - Wither and Bloom [FINAL REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette: Spring Issue

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

12/13/24 | TDM #10 - Wither and Bloom [First Edition]
Spring Pokémon Types - Grass, Fairy, Ground, Bug, Normal

WELCOME TO PUMPKIN HOLLOW

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

The crop for which the town is named.

Greetings, Hollowites, old and new! We are pleased to bring you yet another riveting issue of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette. Or perhaps this is your very first one?

For nearly two years now, the mysterious ferryman has brought new and interesting faces across seas and stars and dimensional planes to reach our fair island. Since then, our community has grown larger and infinitely more interesting--- and we’re glad you’re joining us! Just in time for the weather to be just lovely.

This time of year tends to be a bit lighter on town-wide events due to this being a vitally busy time for our local agriculture industry, but we urge you to get involved with planting season and spend some time in nature. Who knows? You might even catch sight of our goddess of Land and Spring if you spend enough time among plants! Just don’t look into the trees--- they look back.

We invite you, as with all those who came before you, to enjoy your stay at the Oak & Iron tavern inn while you settle in. Please stop by Town Hall to discuss opportunities for work and more permanent housing! All newcomers get 100 Brass in their pocket upon arrival as well, so we encourage you to take advantage of this as well. Reach out to your neighbors for help if you need it, and don’t forget to pick up your copy of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette whenever you need the local news!

SPRING WEATHER REPORT

By Phil Connors

The image?

The breeze will make your clothes smell great!

Start dusting those homes and beating those blankets! The days are getting longer, and with it, the winds are getting warmer. Spring is here! We’ll see some days that are still chilly and windy, but the more warm and temperate phases will get more common later in the season. We’re also entering the rainy period, meaning flowers are springing out of the ground and we’ll be seeing some very beautiful sunrises on misty mornings. Color is coming back to the isle, the frogs are in the rivers, and the insects and lambs are in the fields. It’s a good season to be outside.

Which means it’s also a good season to do laundry! Join us for our Community Laundry Day, where we all do our much-needed chores together and hang-dry our laundry in the warm and breezy weather! Join us on the green for some team washing. Water provided. Bring your own tubs, soap, and of course, clothes!

COMMUNITY EVENTS KEEP TOWN LIVELY ALL SPRING

By Timothy Stoker

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The gazebo in town square, beside the festival green, is the place to be this season.

Legend has it that this time last year, a packed ferry arrived with a mass influx of offworlders, and an emergency potluck dinner was held to welcome the crowd. Now, this reporter wasn’t here just yet when that happened, but stories tell of a gathering of epic culinary proportions that heralded a new age of prosperity for Pumpkin Hollow. Sounds like something worth celebrating! Now that the weather has turned lovely once more (as elaborated on above by our own Phil Connors), the town has decided to celebrate the anniversary of the newly dubbed “Harbor Day” by revisiting that potluck idea. Drop by the Temple of Sacred Roots every other Friday from now until June to sample the cuisine of your new neighbors and local businesses. New residents need only bring themselves!

Also, in the spirit of spring cleaning, residents will also be selling or giving away their old items every weekend, weather permitting, in a series of mass yard sales. Some of our more modern residents supplied the term “yard crawl” for the event, which was deemed to be fitting. So come out on Saturday and Sunday mornings and afternoons to see what useful used items you can take off your neighbors’ hands! It’s a great way for new residents to decorate their new homes cheaply and get some new clothes.

And finally, on Wednesday evenings the Festival Green will be hosting “Swift Social” events (to be held in the Oak & Iron in the event of rain). A reimagining of last year’s popular charity speed dating event, this new Swift Social is expanded to include individuals seeking platonic relationships as well--- though that doesn’t mean romance is off the menu! The 10 Brass will be used to support the town’s medical community and the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House for Young Residents. So come out and make a friend or meet someone cute--- it’s for charity!

Fearsome Fae Antics Cause Town-Wide Trouble

By Melanie King

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Up to no good, probably.

Things have been getting tricksy around town as, apparently, the fae population are staging the prank war to end all prank wars—or so local experts are telling us. If, like this reporter, you thought you were just having terrible luck with forgetting where you put things down or waking up with horrible bedhead, surprise! You've actually been caught in the crossfire of the fairies' games and may be entitled to financial compensation. (Not really. That's a joke.)

It looks like their antics are escalating significantly over time from harmless inconveniences to active dangers, so beware of any unusual sounds, behaviours or visual phenomenon you may encounter. Alluring or pleading voices from the woods, ghostly lights, critters acting oddly—if it's out of the ordinary, think twice. Or it might be the last time you think at all (at least, until tomorrow morning).

Fiendish Floral Figures Take Root Around Town

By Yorick Aberdeen

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How eerie!

Spring is a time of year characterized by new life and by fresh floral blooms. It’s said that the land is Serranai’s canvas, and flowers are her paint. There is no debating that watching the Spring goddess’s artistry come to life in her season of power is an activity beloved by all! However, the Department of Supernatural Affairs is currently investigating some strangely behaved plant life.

While sightings have been somewhat rare, locals have been reporting eerie structures made out of flowering vines or woven flower stems that take the shape of hollowed out humanoid silhouettes. The poses seem to indicate motion and appear capable of springing to life at any moment, but the strange figures never seem to actually move --- at least, not that anyone has actually seen. However, many have cited that upon looking away from the figures and looking back, they appear to be closer. Those who have had direct contact with these floral armatures of people are also reporting some kind of ongoing allergic reaction from the encounter. Symptoms include severe shortness of breath, unpleasant itching that feels like it is coming from beneath the skin, and intense bouts of emotion which vary from person to person.

The Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety is currently investigating long-term effects of contact with these beings and advises residents to avoid them. They seem highly resilient to fire, impact, and tearing, and while cutting with a sharp implement seems to have some success, it’s inadvisable to get close enough to the things to use such tools in the first place. Local alchemist Aeryn Sallek and local non-magical chemist Sally Boyle are currently working together to develop an herbicidal blend that is safe for human skin contact and potentially consumption to try and deal with the flowery menaces, which the Board of Safety has begun calling “Hanahilators”. But don’t let the name frighten you--- steering clear of these freaky floral followers should be a more than sufficient safety measure until the threat can be dealt with. Probably, anyway!

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Further Details...


Yard Crawl

Participate in the Yard Crawl as either a buyer, a seller, or both! When you take on a job in Pumpkin Hollow, you are supplied with permanent housing outside the Oak & Iron as part of your start-up kit, and most of them are full of old and worn furniture and clothes left behind when they were abandoned. Get rid of some of it or find something new at the Spring Yard Crawl! Plus, some of the native residents will also be selling or giving away their own old things.

Here’s how the Brass shakes out:

  • Buyers can spend 50 Brass and get a haul of their choice of used or free clothing, furniture, or small decorative items. All of it will be of decent to low quality and relatively unremarkable design, so nothing extravagant. (Although a lone exciting knick knack could be considered passable!) Reminder that newcomers are given their first stipend of 100B upon arrival, so new characters are welcome to participate--- you’ll just need to mark that on your ledger if/when you app in. Ask for help if you have questions about this!

  • Sellers can make 50B off of their participation but must make a toplevel. Only apped-in characters that are not Laggards can participate as a Seller.

  • Those who are both buying and selling end up with a net zero of Brass, but all the aforementioned rules apply!

  • Transactions related to the Yard Crawl can be applied to a character’s ledger three times --- once per month for the duration of this TDM!



Swift Social

Under the Swift Social toplevel posted from the mod account, join the fun by posting a starter with the provided code to create a profile card! Then comment on someone else’s starter with one of the following icebreaker questions to get started:
Which would be more surprising to see on your doorstep, a unicorn or a walrus?
If you could commit any crime with no consequences, what would it be?
If you were caught in a trap and the only way to escape from it with your life was to do something genuinely impressive, what would be your approach?
If you had to live on only one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
If you were held at knife point and instructed by your assailant that you must call someone on their sending stone, and if they do not answer, you die, who would you call?
Which would be most frightening to encounter in a dark alley: a ghost, an alien, or a horse?
If you could have any wish granted for you, no matter how big or small, what would it be? (Cannot ask for more wishes, that’s cheating!)
What’s a subject that you could confidently teach an hour-long class on with no preparation?
If you could instantly become an expert in any skill, what would you choose?
Make your own!
Be advised that you must post a comment with your profile card so that any Swift Social partners you have can reference it for your age and preferences.


Fae Pranks

It’s a fairy prank war! A few of the local fae courts are using Marrow Isle as their battle ground, since the demons made it trendy. They’re mostly out to prank each other--- but they’re also happy to practice their tricks on you! And fairies have some very odd ideas about boundaries when it comes to pranks. Here’s a few examples of some of the tricks you might encounter, ranging from silly to genuinely dangerous:

  • A truly outrageous amounts of butterflies

  • Sightings of Edwin the Headless Postman, a Dullahan (this is a played character that a mod will tag out with, please leave an OOC note if you’d like to opt out)

  • Will-o-wisps that lead you in circles or into danger

  • Fae dance parties that will have you dancing yourself to death!

  • Missing objects

  • Mysteriously spoiled milk

  • Your hair got braided or extra tangled while you were asleep

  • Weird sounds in Prague Mill after dark. Is it haunted?

  • Strange women crying in the forest or by the Bluffs, but when you approach them to try and help, you find yourself suddenly in life-threatening danger!

  • Create your own! Have fun with it, get spooky or goofy as you see fit.


Floral Fiends [cw: body horror, death]

Loosely inspired by the Hanahaki disease and the film Annihilation, Hanahilators are uncanny figures made out of flowers that move when they are not being watched. If they catch you, they will grab you, but seemingly have no interest in harming you as they will relent as soon as they’ve touched you.

However, once you have pollen on you, the effects begin to take hold, and flowers begin growing within your body, first in your lungs and then pushing into the rest of you. These parasitic blooms feed off of your strong emotions and are influenced by the emotions which define you. (Feel free to use the Victorian flower language to determine what kinds of flowers you get!) Once strong enough, the vines begin feeding on your body, destroying it and leaving behind a brand new Hanahilator. But don’t worry, you’ll be back to your old self tomorrow, so enjoy the opportunity to explore the island as a ghost! Apped in characters should remember to fill out a Death Certificate! It’s a relatively rare encounter, so don’t worry about running into one if you don’t want to.


Pokémon

Each season, new types of Pokémon can be found in nature around the island! They cannot be captured as the technology does not exist on Marrow Isle, but they can be befriended and kept as pets. Since there is no PC, each person can have no more than six. You can befriend any Pokémon whose primary type matches the list at the top of the newspaper. (Eevee can be caught in any season.) Legendaries are off limits for obvious reasons, and mythicals can be encountered for fun but not kept! Evolutionary stones can be found in Paradesium, the magical subterranean jungle beneath the mountain to the North. Every type will be available at some point throughout the year, so if you don’t have access to your fave yet, check back next season!

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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-05-31 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Nyx snorts a laugh as she takes a table and straight up orders a pint of whiskey. The poor barmaid gets a long stare until she decides not to question this decision and scurries off.

Sorry about your Brass, Miles.

Nyx gives him her attention once he's ordered. "Didn't exactly get a choice myself. Is what it is now. Let's start with the easy shit, you from an Earth? You kinda have the vibe but spacies do too sometimes."
upshore: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. (And drink to forget // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-05-31 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Like this? Ballin'. Miles has got respect for her on that front.

Fuck it - he does the same. Not to prove he can keep up with her, but because the Walrider metabolizes alcohol so quickly that drinking anything less than 100 proof is basically just alcohol-flavored water.

"Yeah, from an Earth," Miles says. He's used to the qualifier now. More things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, etc. "Queens. Late of Colorado." And he does mean late. "You?"
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-05-31 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shipping outta New Avalon, Maryland. Though it seems like most other Earths have some shithole called Baltimore where my home town goes." Nyx rolls her eyes at the very thought of Baltimore while the poor barmaid is trying to tell the bartender that yes, they both said 'pint' -

"All the usual shit? Failing democracy, NIMBYs, internet, all that jazz?"
upshore: (The People's Eyebrow // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-02 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Baltimore? My condolences." It's not that bad, really, but he can't pass up the chance to razz on it.

"Oh, yeah. Tech bros, soulless corporations, Twitter, it's all there."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-02 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sudden revelation that you've been the victims of ultraterrestrial gods of evil since before the invention of fire?"
upshore: (sighs deeply // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
"No, but it really would not surprise me at this point," Miles says with a deep sigh. "Before the invention of fire, though? Sheesh, who had beef with Homo habilis?"
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-05 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Her smile is slow and vicious and not friendly. "Depends on which one of them you ask. Some are too young to remember. Most are too old to forget. But, hot stuff, you show me yours before I show you mine, I'm already on display. I've met people from a dozen different genres of Earth and I am tryin' to peg what idiot tried to sell your humanity off for parts an' how. Just 'cause we're bein' people now doesn't mean I don't wanna know what sort of monsters I'm living with."
upshore: (Are you a fuckin' idiot // lulamae)

cw nazi mentions for the next several tags i'm sure

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-05 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
A pause as he figures out the best way to word this.

"Are you unlucky enough to have had the Nazis back where you come from?"

It's important for context. He says it with distaste, anger simmering under the surface as he thinks about what was done to him. His skin prickles, just a bit, and he breathes in deeply, holds it for an eight-count, then exhales. The violence in his veins quiets.
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YEP

[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Killed my first one at the bright young age of sixteen and somehow I still have not run out of them."
upshore: (Glance // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they are going to get ALONG.

"Some of them were quietly taken into the States after the war for their scientific knowledge. Project Paperclip. Seventy years of the delightful partnership of Nazis and corporations later, they invented a murder cloud that runs on fear and insanity, and when I tried to put a stop to it, it took up residence in my body."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Jesus. On my Earth they mostly built rockets until their great-grandkids decided gay rights were a bridge too far and dug up the old uniforms. Y'know, in America." She is simplifying, if only because on her Earth the first term of a particular president was cut short when THE WORLD LEARNED THAT MAGIC WAS REAL. "...Real sorry to hear it man. The more 'cause strictly technological interventions tend to hurt like a bitch."
upshore: (I need a fuckin' smoke // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Miles, who is from a few years before all of that kicked off, stares at her in horror. "Where I'm from, we punch guys like that." If he had seen the gif of Richard Spencer having his shit rocked by that anonymous hero he'd be riding high for weeks.

"I mean, we have 'em, too, the small groups of idiots, but they're too cowardly to do much of anything. The institutional power is what they really consolidated."

She is not kidding when she says it hurts like a bitch.

"Thanks," he says to the apology. "I've spent a lot of my time here trying to come to terms with it."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Imma - oh hey the whiskey."

Solemn question on hold here Miles, this lass is taking a pull from her PINT OF WHISKEY like it's a light ale and the poor barmaid is trying to decide if a doctor is about to be needed.
upshore: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. (And drink to forget // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Saha," Miles says, raises his own pint, and takes a deep drink of his own. Now the barmaid's got to be really concerned.
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx does not, blessedly, actually chug the whole pint. She sets it down hard with a happy sound and wipes at her lips with her sleeve, and sags back in her chair. That's the good shit. Well, no, it's actually the cheap shit, but in a way that's better; Serena Eterna didn't have cheap whiskey.

She'd missed it.

"Okay, where was I...right, Imma ask this straight out 'cause the nicer ways are all kinda rude; you a danger to me without meaning to be? Give ya mine back for free, I suffer from severe bouts of psychotic hallucination an' I've got severe violent tendencies, so like. I do not always mean to hurt people that I hurt. Which sucks! It's fucking disgraceful to hurt people by mistake but that's how it's gonna go for a while."
upshore: (Smile // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
"I shouldn't be. I'm working on controlling it more. It's only something that happens when I'm in danger." Or anxious, or angry...anything that makes his body feel like he's in danger. At least he's taken up meditation. And at least Lady is pretty good at keeping his emotions from getting too out of pocket.

"Besides, it fucking hurts, so it's in my best interests not to let it run wild."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Fair enough. Y'know, usually the technoboys ain't this sanguine about being told they're in the monster club? I appreciate ya meetin' me where I'm at here." She takes a more sedate sip of her whiskey, and flashes a goblin grin.
upshore: (Grin // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"On a good day, I try to think of it as cyberpunk." He grins back. "But it's no use trying to pretend I'm anything other than what I am. Even if I didn't choose it."

He drums the fingers of his left hand against the bar - pinky, middle, index. The ring finger is conspicuously absent.
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Y'know, an old fling said somethin' to me when he got me into his cyberpunk novels an' shit? Stuck in the old noggin. He said, cyberpunk isn't about saving the world; it's about saving yourself."

Her eyes glide to his hand, and she sips, without comment. That isn't hers to ask about.
upshore: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. (And drink to forget // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Been a while since I read Snow Crash," Miles says, and takes another pull of his whiskey, "but I seem to remember that's the case."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx will not at this or any other time be admitting that she and her fling were discussing classic 1980s roleplaying game Cyberpunk 2020 when that raw-ass line came up. "...I'll admit your persistence was kinda cute. But, and I mean this deadly serious now...the next time I ask you to fuck off, I need you to fuck off. If only to demonstrate that you will. Dig?"
upshore: (Smile // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Message received." He sketches a little index-and-middle-finger salute with his left hand. "I'm obnoxious, I've been told that enough times, but I do know what boundaries are."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
She raises her pint in return. "This is the part of the monster talk where you draw your own lines and/or threats, in case y'haven't had one of these before."
upshore: (I need a fuckin' smoke // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2025-06-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm bad at threats," he says cheerfully. "I'm easygoing enough. Honestly, you've probably got more to worry about from Valdis than you do from me. I think the only threat I have is 'don't mess with me or else she'll get really pissed off'."
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[personal profile] arrayerofrazors 2025-06-06 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nyx's head goes on the table. "Two fucking himbos in this town and she's got both of 'em, I'm gonna start shitting other people's pants."

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