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TDM #10 - Wither and Bloom [FINAL REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette: Spring Issue

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

12/13/24 | TDM #10 - Wither and Bloom [First Edition]
Spring Pokémon Types - Grass, Fairy, Ground, Bug, Normal

WELCOME TO PUMPKIN HOLLOW

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

The crop for which the town is named.

Greetings, Hollowites, old and new! We are pleased to bring you yet another riveting issue of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette. Or perhaps this is your very first one?

For nearly two years now, the mysterious ferryman has brought new and interesting faces across seas and stars and dimensional planes to reach our fair island. Since then, our community has grown larger and infinitely more interesting--- and we’re glad you’re joining us! Just in time for the weather to be just lovely.

This time of year tends to be a bit lighter on town-wide events due to this being a vitally busy time for our local agriculture industry, but we urge you to get involved with planting season and spend some time in nature. Who knows? You might even catch sight of our goddess of Land and Spring if you spend enough time among plants! Just don’t look into the trees--- they look back.

We invite you, as with all those who came before you, to enjoy your stay at the Oak & Iron tavern inn while you settle in. Please stop by Town Hall to discuss opportunities for work and more permanent housing! All newcomers get 100 Brass in their pocket upon arrival as well, so we encourage you to take advantage of this as well. Reach out to your neighbors for help if you need it, and don’t forget to pick up your copy of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette whenever you need the local news!

SPRING WEATHER REPORT

By Phil Connors

The image?

The breeze will make your clothes smell great!

Start dusting those homes and beating those blankets! The days are getting longer, and with it, the winds are getting warmer. Spring is here! We’ll see some days that are still chilly and windy, but the more warm and temperate phases will get more common later in the season. We’re also entering the rainy period, meaning flowers are springing out of the ground and we’ll be seeing some very beautiful sunrises on misty mornings. Color is coming back to the isle, the frogs are in the rivers, and the insects and lambs are in the fields. It’s a good season to be outside.

Which means it’s also a good season to do laundry! Join us for our Community Laundry Day, where we all do our much-needed chores together and hang-dry our laundry in the warm and breezy weather! Join us on the green for some team washing. Water provided. Bring your own tubs, soap, and of course, clothes!

COMMUNITY EVENTS KEEP TOWN LIVELY ALL SPRING

By Timothy Stoker

The image?

The gazebo in town square, beside the festival green, is the place to be this season.

Legend has it that this time last year, a packed ferry arrived with a mass influx of offworlders, and an emergency potluck dinner was held to welcome the crowd. Now, this reporter wasn’t here just yet when that happened, but stories tell of a gathering of epic culinary proportions that heralded a new age of prosperity for Pumpkin Hollow. Sounds like something worth celebrating! Now that the weather has turned lovely once more (as elaborated on above by our own Phil Connors), the town has decided to celebrate the anniversary of the newly dubbed “Harbor Day” by revisiting that potluck idea. Drop by the Temple of Sacred Roots every other Friday from now until June to sample the cuisine of your new neighbors and local businesses. New residents need only bring themselves!

Also, in the spirit of spring cleaning, residents will also be selling or giving away their old items every weekend, weather permitting, in a series of mass yard sales. Some of our more modern residents supplied the term “yard crawl” for the event, which was deemed to be fitting. So come out on Saturday and Sunday mornings and afternoons to see what useful used items you can take off your neighbors’ hands! It’s a great way for new residents to decorate their new homes cheaply and get some new clothes.

And finally, on Wednesday evenings the Festival Green will be hosting “Swift Social” events (to be held in the Oak & Iron in the event of rain). A reimagining of last year’s popular charity speed dating event, this new Swift Social is expanded to include individuals seeking platonic relationships as well--- though that doesn’t mean romance is off the menu! The 10 Brass will be used to support the town’s medical community and the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House for Young Residents. So come out and make a friend or meet someone cute--- it’s for charity!

Fearsome Fae Antics Cause Town-Wide Trouble

By Melanie King

The image?

Up to no good, probably.

Things have been getting tricksy around town as, apparently, the fae population are staging the prank war to end all prank wars—or so local experts are telling us. If, like this reporter, you thought you were just having terrible luck with forgetting where you put things down or waking up with horrible bedhead, surprise! You've actually been caught in the crossfire of the fairies' games and may be entitled to financial compensation. (Not really. That's a joke.)

It looks like their antics are escalating significantly over time from harmless inconveniences to active dangers, so beware of any unusual sounds, behaviours or visual phenomenon you may encounter. Alluring or pleading voices from the woods, ghostly lights, critters acting oddly—if it's out of the ordinary, think twice. Or it might be the last time you think at all (at least, until tomorrow morning).

Fiendish Floral Figures Take Root Around Town

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

How eerie!

Spring is a time of year characterized by new life and by fresh floral blooms. It’s said that the land is Serranai’s canvas, and flowers are her paint. There is no debating that watching the Spring goddess’s artistry come to life in her season of power is an activity beloved by all! However, the Department of Supernatural Affairs is currently investigating some strangely behaved plant life.

While sightings have been somewhat rare, locals have been reporting eerie structures made out of flowering vines or woven flower stems that take the shape of hollowed out humanoid silhouettes. The poses seem to indicate motion and appear capable of springing to life at any moment, but the strange figures never seem to actually move --- at least, not that anyone has actually seen. However, many have cited that upon looking away from the figures and looking back, they appear to be closer. Those who have had direct contact with these floral armatures of people are also reporting some kind of ongoing allergic reaction from the encounter. Symptoms include severe shortness of breath, unpleasant itching that feels like it is coming from beneath the skin, and intense bouts of emotion which vary from person to person.

The Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety is currently investigating long-term effects of contact with these beings and advises residents to avoid them. They seem highly resilient to fire, impact, and tearing, and while cutting with a sharp implement seems to have some success, it’s inadvisable to get close enough to the things to use such tools in the first place. Local alchemist Aeryn Sallek and local non-magical chemist Sally Boyle are currently working together to develop an herbicidal blend that is safe for human skin contact and potentially consumption to try and deal with the flowery menaces, which the Board of Safety has begun calling “Hanahilators”. But don’t let the name frighten you--- steering clear of these freaky floral followers should be a more than sufficient safety measure until the threat can be dealt with. Probably, anyway!

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Further Details...


Yard Crawl

Participate in the Yard Crawl as either a buyer, a seller, or both! When you take on a job in Pumpkin Hollow, you are supplied with permanent housing outside the Oak & Iron as part of your start-up kit, and most of them are full of old and worn furniture and clothes left behind when they were abandoned. Get rid of some of it or find something new at the Spring Yard Crawl! Plus, some of the native residents will also be selling or giving away their own old things.

Here’s how the Brass shakes out:

  • Buyers can spend 50 Brass and get a haul of their choice of used or free clothing, furniture, or small decorative items. All of it will be of decent to low quality and relatively unremarkable design, so nothing extravagant. (Although a lone exciting knick knack could be considered passable!) Reminder that newcomers are given their first stipend of 100B upon arrival, so new characters are welcome to participate--- you’ll just need to mark that on your ledger if/when you app in. Ask for help if you have questions about this!

  • Sellers can make 50B off of their participation but must make a toplevel. Only apped-in characters that are not Laggards can participate as a Seller.

  • Those who are both buying and selling end up with a net zero of Brass, but all the aforementioned rules apply!

  • Transactions related to the Yard Crawl can be applied to a character’s ledger three times --- once per month for the duration of this TDM!



Swift Social

Under the Swift Social toplevel posted from the mod account, join the fun by posting a starter with the provided code to create a profile card! Then comment on someone else’s starter with one of the following icebreaker questions to get started:
Which would be more surprising to see on your doorstep, a unicorn or a walrus?
If you could commit any crime with no consequences, what would it be?
If you were caught in a trap and the only way to escape from it with your life was to do something genuinely impressive, what would be your approach?
If you had to live on only one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
If you were held at knife point and instructed by your assailant that you must call someone on their sending stone, and if they do not answer, you die, who would you call?
Which would be most frightening to encounter in a dark alley: a ghost, an alien, or a horse?
If you could have any wish granted for you, no matter how big or small, what would it be? (Cannot ask for more wishes, that’s cheating!)
What’s a subject that you could confidently teach an hour-long class on with no preparation?
If you could instantly become an expert in any skill, what would you choose?
Make your own!
Be advised that you must post a comment with your profile card so that any Swift Social partners you have can reference it for your age and preferences.


Fae Pranks

It’s a fairy prank war! A few of the local fae courts are using Marrow Isle as their battle ground, since the demons made it trendy. They’re mostly out to prank each other--- but they’re also happy to practice their tricks on you! And fairies have some very odd ideas about boundaries when it comes to pranks. Here’s a few examples of some of the tricks you might encounter, ranging from silly to genuinely dangerous:

  • A truly outrageous amounts of butterflies

  • Sightings of Edwin the Headless Postman, a Dullahan (this is a played character that a mod will tag out with, please leave an OOC note if you’d like to opt out)

  • Will-o-wisps that lead you in circles or into danger

  • Fae dance parties that will have you dancing yourself to death!

  • Missing objects

  • Mysteriously spoiled milk

  • Your hair got braided or extra tangled while you were asleep

  • Weird sounds in Prague Mill after dark. Is it haunted?

  • Strange women crying in the forest or by the Bluffs, but when you approach them to try and help, you find yourself suddenly in life-threatening danger!

  • Create your own! Have fun with it, get spooky or goofy as you see fit.


Floral Fiends [cw: body horror, death]

Loosely inspired by the Hanahaki disease and the film Annihilation, Hanahilators are uncanny figures made out of flowers that move when they are not being watched. If they catch you, they will grab you, but seemingly have no interest in harming you as they will relent as soon as they’ve touched you.

However, once you have pollen on you, the effects begin to take hold, and flowers begin growing within your body, first in your lungs and then pushing into the rest of you. These parasitic blooms feed off of your strong emotions and are influenced by the emotions which define you. (Feel free to use the Victorian flower language to determine what kinds of flowers you get!) Once strong enough, the vines begin feeding on your body, destroying it and leaving behind a brand new Hanahilator. But don’t worry, you’ll be back to your old self tomorrow, so enjoy the opportunity to explore the island as a ghost! Apped in characters should remember to fill out a Death Certificate! It’s a relatively rare encounter, so don’t worry about running into one if you don’t want to.


Pokémon

Each season, new types of Pokémon can be found in nature around the island! They cannot be captured as the technology does not exist on Marrow Isle, but they can be befriended and kept as pets. Since there is no PC, each person can have no more than six. You can befriend any Pokémon whose primary type matches the list at the top of the newspaper. (Eevee can be caught in any season.) Legendaries are off limits for obvious reasons, and mythicals can be encountered for fun but not kept! Evolutionary stones can be found in Paradesium, the magical subterranean jungle beneath the mountain to the North. Every type will be available at some point throughout the year, so if you don’t have access to your fave yet, check back next season!

psalmofseasons: (serranai)

Serranai, Mother of Land and Spring | NPC (local goddess) | ~4.3 Billion years of age

[personal profile] psalmofseasons 2025-05-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Serranai
Age: older than I look!
Pronouns: she & her & hers
Seeking: Whatever floats yer boat, darlin! Mostly short-term romance, friends, fellow musicians and artists to create with. But if somethin more happens, we'll see where the spring breeze blows!
Fun Fact: My favorite instrument is the accordion.

[Note: her handwriting is fucking atrocious. It looks like her card was written by a drunk kindergartner in a hurry.]

Edited 2025-05-11 01:30 (UTC)
withthemooninoureyes: (blushie)

Bronwyn Thysania (they/them) | Equivalent of mid 30s |OC

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Bronwyn Thysania
Age: 367
Pronouns: they/them exclusively, please!
Seeking: To meet new people! And, y'know, maybe a date, if it happens. Not expecting much, looking like I do, but hey! Some folks are adventurous!
Fun Fact: So, full disclosure--- I am psychic. I can sense others' emotions, tell the future, and occasionally hear the thoughts of those in close proximity, though I generally try not to. I won't be offended if you're not comfortable with that!

Edited 2025-05-11 02:20 (UTC)
md_ceased: (relaxed)

Dr. Malcolm Carver | 723 | OC

[personal profile] md_ceased 2025-05-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Dr. Malcolm Carver, MD
Age: 723 (became immortal at 28)
Pronouns: he/him
Seeking: I'm new here and just interested in getting the lay of the land, meet my neighbors, and find my place. [OOC note: He's gay and pretending like he wouldn't like to get smooched. He would.]
Fun Fact: I am a vampire as well as a licensed physician specializing in other paranormal creatures. I can also help humans, though, of course. I have nearly 700 years of experience!

stoneoftherose: (paper crane)

[personal profile] stoneoftherose 2025-05-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my.

[Pyotr slides into the chair opposite Bronwyn, barely taking notice of their card as he studies their face and wings.] And to think I expected to be bored today. May I draw you, please? Your appearance is truly magnificent.

[His admiration is aesthetic, not sensual -- but it could easily be nudged in that direction, if Bronwyn is interested. It's certainly a very intense feeling that's coming from him.]
xiaoxiuya: made by mdzspring (Default)

[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2025-05-11 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Shen Qingqiu reads the card with wide-eyed interest, a faint pink blush like cherry blossoms reaching his cheeks as he nears the end. Setting it down, he coughs into the back of one hand before smiling at Bronwyn.]

So...you're psychic, hm? Then can you tell me what I'm feeling right now?
lovinglefthand: (Default)

[personal profile] lovinglefthand 2025-05-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh thank goodness! [A living suit of armor just sighed with open relief after reading Dr. Carver's card.]

Then you can take over as Lord Erik's primary care-giver! I like him as a person, don't get me wrong, but he's so stubborn about things like preventative testing and palliative care! Maybe he'd be more comfortable around another vampire?
xiaoxiuya: made by reedflavor (closed fan)

[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2025-05-11 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, hello. [Shen Qingqiu smiles, leaning on the table with one elegant, pale hand supporting his cheek while the other languidly fans himself.]

Another vampire, is it? How exciting. You must have seen so many amazing things in your years. I'm an immortal too, actually, but -- [He laughs.] I've yet to live even forty years! So I have a lot of catching up to do.
two_souls_wedged_inside: (sit)

Webber | Like 8-9ish plus a year or two of time weirdness | Don't Starve

[personal profile] two_souls_wedged_inside 2025-05-11 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
WEBBER
Age: We're definitely at least 8. Maybe 9.
Pronouns: Either him or them is okay.
Seeking: We want to get to know new people and make friends. No kissing stuff, please.
Fun Fact: We're a spider and a boy! We have lots of spiderfriends back in the Constant.

[Note: Webber usually calls himself 'we', but the human and the spider both switch to 'I' when one half speaks independently.]

withthemooninoureyes: (easygoing)

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-11 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bronwyn takes a seat across from Webber, absolutely gigantic by comparison and thus stooping to make themself a little closer to eye level. ]

Hi, Webber! Nice to meet you! My name's Bronwyn. I also go by "them!"

[ If the language on the card wasn't a tipoff that there's two consciousnesses in that little head, the dual emotional aura certainly does. But both appear to be on roughly the same wavelength for the moment. A cooperative existence, perhaps? ]

How'd you get to be both a spider and a boy? Most folks only get to be one or the other.
withthemooninoureyes: (bashful)

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-11 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Draw me? [ A teal flush of hemolymph rises to their face, glowing through their short facial fuzz, antennae twitching with thinly veiled delight. ] Oh, stop, you're just flattering me!
withthemooninoureyes: (laughing)

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-11 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ The question gives Bronwyn a bright laugh, their voice a warm mid-tone. ]

Of course I can! Let's see... it's kind of a blend. Curiosity, interest, awkwardness... Hmmm, you know, I think you might be coming on to me.
two_souls_wedged_inside: (snapshot)

[personal profile] two_souls_wedged_inside 2025-05-11 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hi Bronwyn! Nice to meet you too!

[ They wave at the huge new bug person. Even Mr. Wolfgang's not that big. They're as tall as two Webbers stacked on top of each other! Or two of Mx. WX-78, the other grown-up they know who goes by 'them'. ]

I got eaten by a spider. It was an accident.

[ Webber's gotten used to sharing a body, the boy and the spider have made friends with each other, and it doesn't hurt to think about how they got that way anymore. Though it was painful when it happened, on both sides. It also seems like both of them are a bit embarrassed by the memory. ]

He couldn't digest me, so he kind of... stretched out around me.
stoneoftherose: (paper crane)

[personal profile] stoneoftherose 2025-05-11 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now they've managed to fluster him in in turn.]

Oh no, I promise I'm quite sincere. I actually am an artist, I -- [He fumbles through the pockets of his rather oversized coat until he finally manages to retrieve a sketchbook, flipping through it until he arrives on a sketched portrait of Erik Osborne, smirking at the viewer as if they've just confided in him a delicious secret.]

Here. [He says, almost shyly as he slides it over to Bronwyn's side of the table.]
withthemooninoureyes: (chatty)

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-11 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I see! That was probably pretty stressful at the time, but it seems like you guys have gotten the hang of it.

[ Past pain and fear, replaced by embarrassment, all mutual. That's a good sign. Not every shared consciousness has the good fortune! Not to mention how confusing that must have been for a kid. They're surprisingly well-adjusted. Which is great because Bronwyn has a natural tendency to worry after people that can take over a whole conversation. But they relax now, content that he's fine. ]

I was born like this. Well--- not exactly like this. I used to be a fuzzy little caterpillar.
incomingchoppers: (pic#17684029)

[personal profile] incomingchoppers 2025-05-11 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...Bronwyn?

[Well, there's a familiar face looking way, way up at them. And Radar's been such a mess lately that the accompanying emotions are a lot. Heart-leaping joy, relief that feels way too intense for the situation, plus a twin undercurrent of grief and exhaustion he won't shake for a while yet.]

You're back.

[Sometimes people really do come back. Even if John won't.]
bedknobsandbroomsticks: (051)

[personal profile] bedknobsandbroomsticks 2025-05-11 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[What an adorable and curious little fellow! Color Sorceress intrigued. She approaches the table and leans over to read his card, smiling at Webber when she's finished.]

A spider and a boy? You're two souls in one form? How fascinating! How did you come to be as such, if I may ask?
two_souls_wedged_inside: (snapshot)

[personal profile] two_souls_wedged_inside 2025-05-11 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. He wanted to eat me but he couldn't digest me and it was too late to spit me out.

[That's why they call him Webber the Indigestible. He's pretty matter-of-fact about all this.]
bedknobsandbroomsticks: (069)

[personal profile] bedknobsandbroomsticks 2025-05-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I see... And so you fused?

[Hey, she appreciates people being upfront.]
withthemooninoureyes: (easygoing)

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-12 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh!

[ Detecting his fluster and insecurity, Bronwyn makes a point to be enthusiastic and supportive on principle. But as soon as they see the sketch, they can tell their enthusiasm is not misplaced. ]

Oh wow, that's gorgeous! I'd be honored to be drawn by you! [ They grin, back straightening to put them at full height. Which is very, very high. ] How d'ya want me? [ They attempt to strike several poses, all of which are corny. ]
withthemooninoureyes: (alert)

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2025-05-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Radar! Hey, long time no see!

[ The words leave their mouth only for a tidal wave of emotions to hit them like a truck. Goodness, what happened? Something tells Bronwyn that they showed up at just the right time. Since he knows they're psychic, Bronwyn doesn't try to hide their concern. ]

You okay?
two_souls_wedged_inside: (spiderfriends)

[personal profile] two_souls_wedged_inside 2025-05-12 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Webber nods. ]

We had to learn to get along, so we did! And it was easier to survive together in the Constant, because we had thumbs and spiderfriends at the same time.
two_souls_wedged_inside: (Default)

[personal profile] two_souls_wedged_inside 2025-05-12 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh, that's right. We can do all kinds of stuff like this that we couldn't do without each other.

[ Webber takes out a wad of spider-silk from somewhere, teases the strands apart just so, and holds up a web with a heart shape in the middle. Ta-da! ]

That sounds cute! Did you go in a cocoon and everything?

[ The human boy was the son of an entomologist, so he knows a fair few bug facts. More than the spider as far as caterpillars are concerned, because the Constant doesn't have those; its butterflies and moths are born from plants and grow into flowers and trees when they return to the soil. ]
tisnotthehouse: (Default)

[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2025-05-12 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, aren't you just adorable?

[Tarantulas removes the enchanted scarf he'd been testing today, and with his skin changes from the beigy-peach common on the island to purple fur. His eyes quadruple and turn gold, and eight long, furry spider legs appear on his back.]

Where did you come from, child? Are you one person or two?

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