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TDM #6 - The Wheel Turns [First Edition]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette May Issue

MODERATOR NOTE

Reminder that this is our first full TDM after the age minimum removal! Currently, we are asking that all toplevels include the age of the character (or at least a rough estimate) for TDM posts, to ensure that players both old and new can quickly make informed decisions about how to interact with a given character. We also ask that if someone lists a prompt as having an age preference, that it be respected. We understand that this strategy may not work, so pardon our dust while we try out something new!

Also, as of June 7th, Pumpkin Hollow will have been around for one whole year! Thanks for an awesome trip around the sun, everybody! Here’s to another! This particular TDM is going to be a celebration of making it through our first year and all the adventures we had along the way, so please enjoy this highlight reel of our year in review and take a crack at some fun you may have missed. Have fun!

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

5/10/24 | TDM #6 - The Wheel Turns [First Edition]
Weather Forecast: Fog in early mornings, occasional rain, otherwise clear.

WELCOMING NEW RESIDENTS FOR ONE YEAR AND COUNTING!

By Mayor Hellen Poe

The image?

The crop for which the town is named.

ISLAND-WIDE - Last June, Jack’s Marina saw its first overseas vessel in five years come into port as the very first ferry arrived. Ever since that fateful day, that same ferry has ushered in newcomers from all over this wide, wild universe, bringing to this island a multitude of individuals. Each new resident has been unique --- most have been the only person from their world of origin, and each has their own skills and knowledge. However, all of them are unified by one characteristic: they have served as a symbol of hope.

Our island is deeply cursed, of that, there is no question. And in the past year, we have faced many challenges together, from cursed pirate treasure to nightmare carnivals, from food shortage to turnip overflow, from train rides to alternate dimensions to a parasite-infested ship. But in overcoming those challenges we have grown stronger as a community.

As the Wheel of the Year turns once more, we move forward with the hope built for us by our newest residents, and we are pleased to continue welcoming ferries into our docks. If you’ve just arrived, please feel free to stop by Town Hall or reach out to any of your new neighbors for assistance. Welcome, offworlders, and may your lanterns always be lit.

LAKE SAL-CO-PENN FOG ADVISORY

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

An eerie view of the notorious lake.

LOCKWOOD FOREST (Northern Marrow Isle) -The Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety has released an important new weather advisory for everyone traveling through Lockwood Forest toward Paradesium on foot. As most of us are aware, the intense rain last month resulted in some very high humidity for this time of year, especially given that this time of year is still quite cool. This has resulted in some heavy fog around the notorious Lake Sal-Co-Penn at the base of Crane’s Ridge, particularly in the very early mornings and late afternoons as the sun begins to set.

For those not yet aware, Lake Sal-Co-Penn’s fog draws those exposed closer to the lake, where it will then subject the victim to dangerous illusory experiences. The side effects of these illusions include but are not limited to foul smells, supernatural compulsion, panic attacks, drowning, and death. If you come into contact with the fog from proximity to the lake, don’t panic! Once you see where the lake itself is, turn around so that your back is to the water and begin walking straight ahead as quickly as possible while reassuring yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water. Safe travels!

PAST FRIGHTS MAKE ROTATING ENCORES

By Chief Constable Janine Kilbride

ISLAND-WIDE - Reconnaissance officers set out by the constabulary, in conjunction with the Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety, have reported multiple sightings of various hostile monsters and spirits that have plagued our town over the past year. These beings include recurring island staples such as Brutoks and the River Walker, as well as newer aggressive entities such as the Tristitia and some carnivorous creatures from Paradesium. They appear to be on some sort of rotation as to which will appear on a given day.

While the Board of Safety continues to monitor the situation and test theories about an observable pattern, please travel safely regardless of time of day or location. Report any monster sightings directly to the nearest Enforcer and keep an eye on the community bulletin board for information as this situation develops.

PUMPKIN HOLLOW JOB FAIR

By Yorick Aberdeen

FESTIVAL GREEN - Due to the success of our planting season recruitment efforts over the previous months, Pumpkin Hollow’s Town Council will be expanding upon its initiative to help people seek out career opportunities in a local Job Fair! Come down to the festival green if you’re interested in a new job, and one of our seasoned artisans and skilled laborers will show you the ropes!

MAGICAL CRITTERS GRACE ISLAND ONCE MORE

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

A little friend in the Festival Green tulips.

VARIOUS LOCATIONS (Lockwood Forest, Crane’s Ridge, Paradesium) - This past autumn, a host of eerie, magical animals resembling ghosts took over Lockwood Forest, but departed just as mysteriously as they’d arrived by the end of November. These creatures of unknown origin were found to possess incredible power, and while some were hostile, others seemed quite friendly and were content to follow us home. Those that decided upon homes remained even when their brethren vanished with the snowfall.

Now it would appear that another wave of these helpful companions has appeared in the wild! While some are familiar, many of them are entirely new. Most seem to bear plant-like features, but some whimsical pink creatures or pastry-themed animals have been spotted as well. If the pattern follows, they should be around until summer reaches its peak, so go out there and make a friend, and make sure to bring treats!

HELP WANTED: Piano Wrangler

By Dottie Siward, owner of Empty Pockets

DOWNTOWN HOLLOW (Empty Pockets Music Lounge) - Local music lounge seeking assistance taming piano mimic(?) acquired from Calloway’s Curios. Our old piano got bashed to bits in the flood a while back and we bought a fancy new grand piano for a ridiculously low price, especially for Calloway’s. This was a terrible mistake. The piano eats people. Especially people who play badly, which happens a lot on open stage nights. Please help. Half-price drinks for life to anyone who can get this thing to behave, at least until we get a new piano.

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Further Details...


Year in Review

Monsters from our previous TDMs will be making victory laps in a week-long rotation. Which creature you’ll encounter depends upon the day!
Monday's Child is Fair of Face [cw: facial mutilation]
On Mondays, Smiling Jack from TDM#3 - "It Came from Beyond the Veil!” will appear in and around the cemeteries and farmlands, primarily at night. He is a hostile spirit with a Jack-o-Lantern over his head to hide his Glasgow smile. He attempts to make his victims laugh with morbid jokes and pranks and will attack those who do not find his antics funny, exposing his mutilated face and inflicting his same injuries on them. Those who do laugh will be followed until they cross paths with someone new for him to torment. Defeat him by breaking his pumpkin head!

Tuesday's Child is Full of Grace
On Tuesday nights, starry-bodied, glittering monsters themed around constellations from TDM #4 -”Aurora Borealis Blitz” can be found roaming the streets and beaches looking for people to aggress. They only appear interested in people, not in buildings. Unlike the previous iteration, they do not require the aurora borealis or a clear sky to manifest, but there are also significantly fewer of them and they do not seem interested in doing any property damage. Defeat them in combat to get a handful of magical stardust! Each monster’s worth of stardust grants one of the following wishes if tossed into the wind:


Luck: One unexpected fortunate circumstance occurs organically within the next 24 hours, and any dice rolls made during the OOC week will gain a bonus of +2.
Shimmer: A Shiny Pokemon will appear.
Weather: You can decide the weather for the next day, which can only be interrupted by Cecil Palmer’s Weather with consent from the user.
Fortune: Gain 10 Brass! Wow!
Abundance: Mysteriously acquire one delicious home-cooked meal of your choice with no apparent source.
Safety:: One immediate respawn from death (only works once per character for duration of the game).
Pants: A fabulous new pair of pants, free of charge.

Those who acquired stardust in the prior TDM can now use it for these purposes.

Wednesday's Child is Full of Woe
One of the island’s local cryptids, the Tristitia, can be found wandering the streets of town on Wednesdays. She originated from player action but made her first official appearance on TDM #5 - “Paradesium”. She is a banshee-like evil spirit appearing as a veiled woman with a hollowed-out chest.

While normally she is not particularly aggressive if given a wide berth, on her day of the week she has become more hostile. She is ever-grieving and will attempt to embrace her victims and force them to share in her anguish by drawing out their personal trauma and sadness. She is extremely difficult to kill, but will vanish on her own when satisfied with her work.

Thursday's Child Has Far to Go
On Thursday afternoons, Greenstriders from TDM #5 - “Paradesium” can be found coming all the way up from the underground jungles of Paradesium to hunt and forage in Lockwood Forest, even coming as far as Northwest Hollow to try and steal from farmers. They are violent, loud, aggressive, and venomous, and they work in small packs. Good luck if you get caught outside on a Thursday.

Monsters from Paradesium, including Greenstriders, were studied and reported on during an expedition led by Dr. Elias Coldwood. More extensive notes on greenstriders can be found in Dr. Coldwood's improved besiary.

Friday's Child is Loving and Giving
Featured in our December Mini TDM - “The Dead of Winter,” the Whispering Trees of Lockwood Forest are found to be active throughout the day on Friday. Gentle voices from the trees lure unsuspecting, emotionally vulnerable victims out into the woods by telling them that they are loved--- moreso by the trees than any other time in their lives. Following their dulcet tones resulted in hypothermia back in December, but without the aid of snow, the trees will now attempt to manipulate their victims into other deadly behaviors. Lovebombing has never been so toxic.

Saturday's Child Works Hard for a Living
On Saturdays, the River Walker from TDM #2 - “Down in the Underground” will be skulking around the Paring River which separates the town from the forest. A spider-like monstrosity with chitinous legs resembling rough hewn wood that bears the face of a drowned woman, the River Walker enjoys catching people unawares and knocking them unconscious. It then drags its victims down to labyrinthine tunnels where it will chase them through the claustrophobia-inducing burrows for hours and hours at a time, catching and killing them only when all hope is lost. However, the River Walker is quite weak and can only fight off one assailant at a time. Occasionally one can stop the Walker from kidnapping someone, but this is challenging as the creature is quite sneaky. The best way to defeat it is for two victims to find each other by sound in the tunnels and work together to escape, at which point the River Walker will avoid the pair and let them go for fear of retaliation. Escapees are let out near the mines in Crane’s Ridge!

And the Child Born on the Sabbath Day is Bonny and Blithe, Good and Gay
Last but not least, on Sundays during daylight hours, one has a chance of being targeted by one or more Brutoks. Having been the very first monster to ever appear in a Pumpkin Hollow event, they were featured in TDM #1 - “The Vengeful Forest”. Brutoks are tricksters who hide in trees and then attach themselves to victims who make accidental eye contact. If attached, they will pull mean spirited pranks, steal personal belongings, vandalize property, and eventually try to kidnap the victim. Taken victims will be planted in the ground and slowly turn into trees that must be destroyed in order for the person to die and resurrect.

To dispel Brutoks, one can look for their simple but well-camouflaged puzzles, which will be outside near the space they’ve attached to. Or, you can set them on fire. Dealer’s choice.


Additional Prompts

Lake Sal-Co-Penn
Lake Sal-Co-Penn is an infamous SCP which creates dangerous hallucinations. It presents the viewer with a vision of one or more floating corpses, which appear vaguely featureless until closer inspection. At this point the corpse(s) will take on the form of someone who the victim knows personally in an attempt to get them to enter the water, where they will be drowned and consumed. Feel free to roll dice to determine how well you can resist the illusion, and don’t forget to fill out a Death Certificate if you die!

Magical Creatures
The aforementioned mystical critters are Pokemon! Some Pokemon already exist on the island--- Ghost types were available during October and November. This time, both Fairy and Grass types can be found around the island for the duration of this TDM! (May & June). Here’s everything you need to know:

  • Dual-types and pre-evolved forms of Pokemon that will gain Fairy or Grass types later are available. (Except for Eevee, due to its many evolutions. But Sylveon and Leafeon are available!)

  • Evolution is possible--- stone deposits will be found in the mines later!

  • Each character may have up to three Pokemon companions

  • Neither Pokeballs nor the knowledge to create them currently exists in Pumpkin Hollow. Unless a PC with this knowledge shows up, you will just have to befriend them rather than capturing them properly.

  • No Legendaries or Mythicals are available for adoption (for the sake of fairness), though Ogerpon can be found near Elsie’s Tree of Trinkets in Lockwood Forest. However, she is extremely shy and will flee from most people. She seems to respond to certain individuals, though…

  • Shinies can be obtained through stardust or by purchasing a Sparkling Talisman from Calloway’s Curios for 50 Brass. Each character may only have one shiny. (Note that new arrivals begin with 100 Brass.)


Job Fair
The Pumpkin Hollow Job Fair is a great meet-and-greet for older residents and new arrivals! Farmers, artisans, fisherman, and more can set up booths, Q&As, or sign-ups for job shadowing on the Festival Green. New folks are given the opportunity to drop by and learn more about potential career options! Not only is this a recipe for new CR, but anyone who participates in a Job Fair thread (both presenters and newcomers) will gain an extra 100 Brass on their next (or first!) activity check! This bonus can only be claimed once per character.

Help Wanted
The man-eating piano in question is Yamaha, a staple of a previous game that much of our current player-base has migrated over from. While it has a particular taste for bad players, mistake-makers, and your sheet music, it seems to have an affinity for specific individuals. This is mostly a treat for our CRAU folks, but feel free to get eaten! We’ll see you tomorrow.
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Phil hums, giving it visible thought as he weighs his options. It's getting warm for hearths, but there are still days cold and rainy and windy enough to make him shiver, so it's still doable.

But the bonfire--it's not just a bonfire, it'll be the bonfire for their eighteenth, where they get to have all of their chosen family around for them, in a new and free place. The idea of being able to cloak that around them is very attractive.

... But it's not as all-encompassing as a hearth fire, is it? They're outdoors and not entirely controlled. Bonfires can be patchy in their warmth. If he wants this charm to hold during the winter, the hearth is a better option.

"... Maybe, I can get a coal from the first fire I light in the hearth of our new house, when I and them and their siblings move in together. It'll take some time before we get to that point, but. Does that sound good?"
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sir, it sounds perfect," River agrees, and the look on her face is all pleased wonder and sparkling interest. "I'd be honored to work on such a charm. Not honored enough to work for free, but honored. Now!" She claps her hands together and grins. "If you have a design in mind I can get you some draft paper out of the forge too, if y'think you can draw it?"
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so very glad that this is a project that River is into. It'll be a good gift.

"Oh, uh--" He scratches his head. "Yeah, I can give it a shot? But I'd also definitely appreciate getting input from you, the professional. Last year I gave them their own coat of arms, so, uh, I'll probably be reusing some of the imagery I used there."
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
River nods, and her ears Wiggle Faster. That's some of the most wholesome shit she's heard in a hot minute, and she's here for it. "Well, good news and bad news as far as designs go. The good news is, bone shaping means I get to cheat a lot, I don't have to worry about chipping the bone away by hand. Bad news is, it's still, y'know, a real physical thing you want to see used on a regular basis. Any time you put on a cloak that clasp will be used at least twice, once when you put it on and once when you take it off. Delicate and ethereal are words you'll want to avoid."
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, River, the harpy man is getting briefly distracted by how animate your ears are. But her eagerness is reflective, and the more he talks about it, the more it gets his own gears spinning in thought about the project.

"Yeah, absolutely, I hear you. I'm not looking for anything too..." she probably doesn't know the word Rococo--or Baroque--or Noveau--or, uh, shit-- "... fancy or overworked. No chandelier stuff. I want it to look nice, but it is also more about what it actually does for them."
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Perfect then." She offers a hand out to shake on it, with those deep-cut sigils on her arm burning like coal...

And she laughs in realization. "I never caught your name!"
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Phil looks down. Sigils. He hesitates visibly, and it's not fear that's on his face, but...

He glances back up. "Oh, right! I'm Phil. Phil Connors. Normally I'm a weatherman, as in I predict the weather, I don't make it. I don't think I got yours, either."
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Her expression softens a bit at that look, with a self-conscious disappointment. The elf takes her hand back and rolls up her sleeve to the elbow; that same burning sigil repeats over and over, vanishing under her sleeve but clearly continuing.

Gently: "River la Croix, blacksmith, necromancer, and diabolist. I put down what others call up. Your child had some reservations too, but I'll tell you what I told them - I work with forge-fire, not like, elemental evil."
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... Ah. He's made her withdraw.

"I figured it was probably something like that. Sorry, I, uh--I don't have any reservations about you, really, it's just that I just didn't know what that was. I have pretty limited experience with magic, and what I've seen of sigils was mostly the work of...

"... Well, they were mostly in the hands of people who put my family in danger. I get it if you don't want to talk about it, but I'm open to hearing you explain? You've been great with explaining so far."
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. River's ears droop in sympathy. "I'm sorry to hear it," she murmurs. "And I can only speak for myself here. I'm an outsider, just like you, so for the local stuff maybe talk to Coldwood if you can catch him between expeditions. Man's got a fire lit under him lately...anyway."

She touches one of the sigils, and flashes a wan grin. "These are for summoning. Specifically, they summon the flame of the Forge Below, sometimes called hell, where the Secondborn live and work and produce great crafts of metal, and supposedly where the gods of creation laid the bones of my world and shaped all life, Firstborn and Secondborn and angels alike. These are...a pretty blunt use, honestly, almost insulting, but forge-fire is the flame of transformation, that-which-changes, and there's very precious little it won't devour. Trigger a sigil, get a gout of fire..."

...

"...Most diabolists put them on iron plates or carve them into a sword or a walking stick, but when I started learning I had a powerful need to be armed at all times, so I scored 'em into my flesh. Nothing special about that, really, but the trouble is they're the only things keeping my body from rotting away now. Carving them back in after I use any fuckin' hurts."
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The more she emotes, the more he likes her. It's a passionate person that he's talking to, and he's always done well with people who make themselves known to him.

Phil listens along as intently and thoughtfully as he has been this entire time. "Yeah, I can understand that." It's standard fare: usually, anything that seems weird is just logical thought responding to a certain purpose and certain circumstances. This applies to behaviors or ways of doing. Normally he's only applied this to Earth stuff, like, PTSD or traditions he didn't understand, but this isn't much different. It's just a bigger universe.

"Is the rotting thing from the necromancer or diabolist stuff?"
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This shrug is more embarrassed, complete with a guilty grin. "Neither, not in the way you're asking. As long as they're burning, they're half-open portals. Once they shut, they're just open wounds again, and they've been exposed to the air for going on over a year now. It's not pretty, but I knew when I made the decision."
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh. Yeah, I get that."

He makes a mental note to never introduce Darcy to this.

He wants to talk a little more about her, too--ask about the angels, and the Firstborn and Secondborn, whateever they are. But they're in a business deal, and there's still a job fair she has to work. There are other people who are gonna want to talk to her.

"So... about the pin. How expensive do you think it'll be? If it's steep enough, I'll have to ask to pay in installments." There won't be a ton left over in their coffers once they get that house. Until he and two of the kids get visited by the Trebek fairy, anyway.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-15 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Insert a number in the 200-400 range here, because I don't wanna speak for the mods on price but this thread will actually pay for the item in question!

"All that being done," River finishes, "think I can press-gang you into coming over for dinner sometime? I'd love to talk further, and I've got...some questions on my mind you could have insight into, being a father and all."
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[personal profile] goodweather 2024-06-15 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure, of course. I might be a little hard to get a hold of, I've been keeping myself busy, but it'd be really nice to have an actual sit-down with you some time."

He fidgets with his talons a little. "I, uh, might be a little shaky on the parenthood thing, since I've only been one for about... two years and some? My kid's adopted. Or they adopted me. But I guess that's not nothing."
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-06-16 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Two more years than I've got," River points out, with a touch of playfulness. "I have people to talk to about swaddling babes such, it's other matters I'm worried about. So we'll find a way to make it happen, Mister Phil."