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TDM #5 - Paradesium [REPRINT]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette April Issue

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

4/2/24 | TDM #5 - Paradesium [REPRINT]
Content Warnings: individual CWs found per prompt in "Further Details"
Forecast: Very rainy! Chance of severe storms.

WELCOME TO PUMPKIN HOLLOW!

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

Apparently the ferryman needed a bigger boat!

ACROSS TOWN - Since June of 16:53, a steady stream of new arrivals to our sleepy little town has flowed in by ferry, emerging from the fog. And it seems this trend is due to continue, as this past March is on record the highest number of new residents in a single month!

We are incredibly grateful for all of you coming to our home and filling it with life once more, even though the dangers of our local curse have significantly increased since all of you began arriving. This reporter isn’t complaining--- additional harm to my own person notwithstanding!

If you are a new arrival, please report to Town Hall at your leisure so that we can help you find work and permanent lodging. Or don’t! The Oak & Iron is happy to rent you a room for as long as you need. Best of luck to all of you, and as we say in Pumpkin Hollow, may your lanterns always be lit!

CHARITY DRIVE ENCOURAGES CULTURAL EXCHANGE

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

The image?

One of the charming toys created during last year's Doll Picnic.

FESTIVAL GREEN - Preparations are underway for the upcoming annual Doll Picnic. A charity event sponsored by the Artisan’s Guild, this picnic is an Anwyllic tradition that was brought to the island and continued with love. The first Doll Picnic was organized by Dame Meredith Idlewild of the town of Glyn Rhuthun on Kora’s Haven, with the toys being donated to the local children’s hospital after a massive landslide engulfed a local school.

The Artisan’s Guild has baskets of material available for making dolls, including fabric, yarn, stuffing, buttons, and the like. However, tradition states that sourcing materials from the natural world (for example, acorn husks to use as buttons or deadwood to carve for doll arms and legs) results in the toys being blessed by Serrenai, who will watch over the children who play with them. The toys will be donated to local children after the picnic, including those who are ill or whose families can only afford necessities.

Newcomers are explicitly invited to join in the making of toys, and the resulting picnic. As a personal note: the locals have never heard of a teddy bear before. This reporter expects to see several, as we introduce our traditions to their traditions.

PLANTING SEASON BEGINS!

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

After a difficult winter, the appearance of spring's sprouts lifts our spirits.

NORTHWEST HOLLOW - The spring thaw is in full swing! That means it’s time for our local farmers to begin planting. Town Hall is offering a small reward to any of our newest arrivals who would be interested in assisting with planting season for farms less than a year old.

Anyone fresh off the boat interested in making 100 Brass should seek out Eddie and Angel Kasbrak, Arthur Morgan, Cèsar Salazar, Mairi Miann, Ylva Wolfsdottir, or Muriel and offer assistance with tilling and planting. We look forward to rewarding you for your contributions!

HOT SPRINGS OPEN FOR RELAXATION

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

Photograph provided by the Safety Board!

CRANE'S RIDGE - After a recent earthquake opened up a hot spring on the lower portion of Crane’s Ridge, a small portion of the Pumpkin Hollow Damage Claims Assessment Corps has been working to get the area cleaned up and safe for use by the general public.

Following its recent approval for compliance by the Safety Board, we are pleased to announce that Porter’s Spring is now available for public enjoyment! It can be accessed by taking the train to the North Station or by following the central trail out of Northwest Hollow, though the Safety Board does not recommend making this journey on foot due to its proximity to Lake Sal-Co-Penn. Enjoy!

STRANGE CAVERNS DISCOVERED BENEATH CRANE’S RIDGE

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

A small glimpse into this world beneath our own.

CRANE RIDGE - In addition to the hot springs, the earthquake can also be credited for a major cave-in in our Crane’s Ridge mines. A large tunnel was completely buried in rubble by the inexplicable natural occurrence. For the past several months, our mining team has been chipping away at the cave-in to try and regain access to the blocked tunnels in the lower area of the mountain.

In one of these tunnels, however, the team discovered a shocking surprise as the rubble was removed! Apparently, just beyond the mine walls, there has been an entrance to Hepogaia--- a subterranean nation running below our own fair country and many others. It seems that this particular portion of Hepogaian territory is also trapped within the barrier. Brief attempts at scouting by the Safety Board have noted a plethora of subterranean wildlife, both familiar and unfamiliar. This incredible new environment, hiding just out of sight beneath our island, is so full of wonder and splendor that it has earned a fitting name--- “Paradesium.”

A recent ecology study and expedition run by Pumpkin Hollow’s own Dr. Elias Coldwood has redirected their efforts to this new location, but those interested in exploring and scouting out this fantastical new discovery independently are encouraged to pack thoughtfully and travel in groups of two or more! Any information obtained during excursions into Paradesium would be appreciated by the Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety.

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Further Details...
Charity Drive

The Doll Picnic Charity Drive will run throughout the next two months during our TDM, and there will be an event later on involving posing the dolls for a picnic. Once a photo is taken, the children will be allowed to come picnic with their new toys and take them home after!

There is absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong. Absolutely no dollmakers will be jumpscared or attacked by possessed dolls. None at all. (Okay, maybe some of them. But it’s fine. It’s for a good cause.)

[Mod Note: you can just make a doll without it coming to life and trying to kick your ass, that part is optional. Also the dolls will be blessed at the picnic and rendered unable to attack children.]

Planting Season

Any brand-new characters will get 100B extra on their stipend if they submit an AC-length thread with one of the existing farmers on their first Activity Check! This will be available regardless of whether the character qualifies for normal bonuses, but can only be redeemed by those who app in.

For reference for new players, threads are considered AC-length if they are ten tags in length (meaning 5 of your own tags and 5 from your partner.)

Hot Springs

Porter’s Spring is a perfectly normal and safe hot spring! However, you can encounter any number of perils on your way there if you decide to travel on foot, allowing new players to revisit some of our earlier events.

Check out our bestiary (pending update to new format) for more information on creatures such as Brutoks, the River Walker, and the Pine Devil, or stumble on Lake Sal-Co-Penn for a nasty surprise! Brutoks may also steal personal items from spring-goers on occasion. Don’t chase after them alone unless you want to be turned into a tree!

The Tristitia

In addition to the creatures in the wild, in town after dark characters may also encounter the Tristitia, Pumpkin Hollow’s newest cryptid.

She is a wraith-like spirit which haunts the island. Wearing tattered black clothes and colored all in shades of gray, she appears as a woman who walks around weeping with a caved-in chest, covering her face with her hands. Harmless if given a wide berth, but if she is set off, she will take out her desire for empathy for her grief on her target. She does this by embracing them and drawing out their own grief and trauma, leaving the target catatonic before she fades away, temporarily assuaged.

Into Paradesium

Crystals, golden with light and raw magical energy, cast what looks like sunlight down into the cascading cave. For every foot lower that the ground curls down from the entrance, the trees stretch ever-higher, carrying the raucous cries of animals unlike the surface of Marrow Isle had ever heard.

A jungle, so lush with life, sprawls ahead of any brave enough to venture into it. But what is there to see?

For Paradesium specifically, the bestiary has received a significant update. Creatures featured in prompts have their links to the accounts by Dr. Coldwood and his team marked with stars for easy location.

Below are multiple prompts for some encounters to be had in the jungle, but feel free to create any of your own encounters with any of the creatures listed! If the descriptions are short, feel free to write the creatures' behaviors however makes sense.

Welcome to the Jungle

Swallowed by dense canopies and noise, the jungle is quick to swallow any who travel within it whole.

Eyes are quick to find you, however. Perching in the treetops are a variety of small wyverns in vibrant colors, heads tilting as they try to comprehend what you could be. They squawk, chatter, and some of the bolder ones draw closer - if you sit anything aside and leave it unattended for too long, some even bolder than that will pilfer it, taking the object into the trees to admire with its companions.

Reptilian hunters with bright, keen eyes, the Plommon, consider you with much of the same interest. This interest increases tenfold if you happen to feed them.

If the prying eyes are no bother, then the forest's bounty is ripe for tending and taking. Bananas hang off trees, colorful citrus fruits catch light on their waxy peels, and bulky cocoa beans are jostled by movement in the branches above them. Even the broad leaves of the plants prove extraordinarily useful, whether you're looking to come in and quickly leave, or intend to push further within.

Wherever you go, those curious eyes follow you. Perhaps even out of the cave, should your attempts to shoo an adventurous creature away. What an odd way to gain a new team member.

Down a Few Notches on the Food Chain (CWs: Potential for death, gore, or animal death)

Unfortunately, not all can be pure bounty and new friends in a place like this.

With the cavern sprawling widely and massively, there are many significantly larger creatures in this space, and some seem to be keen to take up opportunity for new prey. As you explore, there's a new feeling of eyes upon you, and the silence that overtakes the surrounding trees spells nothing good to come.

Any one of the massive predators in the wood has you in it's sights.

Escape is difficult, but manageable, as is fighting back. Creatures can be challenged, and hides, bones, and other spoils can be claimed from them, should there be success! If not, this is a good opportunity for familiarization with the Death page.

The silkhide chimera specializes in persistence. The longer and further you go, the more exhausted you'll get. A break is an opportunity that it will be keen to take.

The greenstalker excels at ambushing and high-speed pursuit. At top speeds of 30MPH, your party will need strategy and skill on their side to keep this beast at bay. (Or, alternatively, a source of fire.)

The elephant raptor does neither of these - the beast's sheer length of reach does all it needs to. Water and mud soften the sounds of the gargantuan creature's approach. Stay alert, and be sure that you hear it before it's upon you.

Safe travels become more difficult to manage, the further in you go. Deep, rumbling snores tell you that there's a chance you're just getting to the greater threats this paradise has to offer...

Fragments of the Past

Through great distances traveled, this "uninhabited" cavern begins to show signs that may speak to that not having always been the case.

Ruins of homes, crumbled bricks and tiles, can be found at the deepest reaches of the cavern. These dilapidated buildings, though worn with time, tell a story: the people who left his place, one that could be identified as a stenholm to any familiar with dwarvish culture, did not leave it on good terms.

Essentials were clearly taken with them, as the ruins of this place lack tools or clothing. Valuables are still scattered throughout, however. Large objects with too much history to have been left behind by indifference dot the collapsing homes. Ritual circles still waft radiant energy from them.

In the remains of a temple, an altar stands, cracking with age and covered in plants as the cavern reclaims it. Old candle-stands have rusted with age, but still stand, undisturbed.

Just before the altar, folded onto its side (as best as one can be, when only pieces remain), lies a skeleton. The clothes are tattered remains of stained whites and dulled blues, and the wildlife have cleaned flesh from bones, but it's remained undisturbed by time.

There's a quiet sadness to this place that lingers, even with the people who inhabited it so long since lost.

Should you linger too long, however, there comes the distinct feeling of not being alone.

Clair de Lune(CWs: Long-term isolation, extinction)

Golden eyes of a human face follow your every moment, and the moment you lock your gaze onto them, the face emerges from the darkness, partially covered by spilling dark hair.

What follows this face, however, is not a human face - but, rather, a feline body with sprawling, grey-flecked wings.

There's a long, tense silence, as it emerges fully. Standing easily at eight feet tall while on all fours, the size of this creature becomes more and more apparent as it emerges from the dark of the collapsed wind.

Unlike the other animals of the cavern, though, there seems to be an anxiousness to its look. The lion's chest rises and falls with short, nervous breaths.

And then, in a hushed, woman's voice, hoarse from disuse, it speaks.

"Who are you? Why have you come here?"

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The Sphinx is a new NPC available for characters to interact with, should they delve deep enough into the caverns to find the stenholm. She's wary of all the new faces, and tends to be somewhat flighty, but seems cautiously interested in what new humans being in Hepogaia have to offer. For the sort looking to understand this place, it's people, or intend to trade, she can be communed with.

To interact with her, comment on the TL provided from beastsofthehollow with her icon, and if the initial introduction isn't your speed, feel free to encounter her however you like!

IMPORTANT MOD NOTE
As of April 8th we are allowing characters under the age of 18 to apply to Pumpkin Hollow. As we begin to navigate how to approach the change, we ask that anyone posting a TDM toplevel after this date include their character's numerical age (or a general idea of their age) in the title of the comment. We may not stick with this strategy permanently, but for the time being it allows players to quickly gauge what interactions and relationship dynamics are appropriate to pursue with unfamiliar characters! Please bear with us while we experiment!

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Greg the Garlic Farmer | Epic NPC Man | OTA

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-27 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Patch Notes
In a quiet corner of The Oak and Iron, a man mutters to himself as he scribbles on a piece of paper. "Hello Adventurer, welcome to Hone- no. Hello Adventurer, welcome to Pumpk- no they know where they are. My shee- nope, don't have any sheep. What am I doing?"

He throws down his pen in frustration. He hates updates. Especially ones where he's been forgotten again and has to write his own scripts and hope no-one notices. Then again the updates where he hasn't been forgotten aren't much better either. Possibly worse.

Greg sighs picks up his pen again.

Fetch Quest
Greg stands in the festival green a little ways from anyone else, holding a bundle of sticks and string in one hand that doesn't look like a whole lot right now. Although it's clear it's supposed to be something

A large orange exclamation point hovers above his head.

Anyone who makes eye contact gets greeted in the same way, "Hello Adventurer! I'm making a doll for the picnic, but I need a few more materials. Do you think you could help me?"
saltwaterlungs: (Side-eye 3)

Patch Notes

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-04-27 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Darcy's stepped out of the kitchen occasionally to run some dishes out and bus some tables when the waiters hands are full, so she's been by a couple of times. This time she actually overhears what he's writing and...

"Uh," she says, "what are you... is this like... a welcome wagon thing you're writing?"
helloadventurer: (neutral smile)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-27 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Greg blinks and looks up at her, buffering while he parses the fact that he's been interrupted. She doesn't look like another NPC, but she also doesn't have a name above her head, and she's clearly in the middle of working.
Did they remove the names in the update?

"I'm not... sure" he says carefully, before plastering on his best generic smile "Sorry. Nice night we're having, isn't it?"

Ugh he sounds like Baelin
saltwaterlungs: (Coral Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-04-29 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Did you just like, start a new conversation entirely."

...

"Blink twice if you've been kidnapped and need help."
helloadventurer: (uhhh)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-29 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Blink.

Has he been kidnapped? It's not like he saw the update before he wound up here. Although that doesn't prove anything, it could have come through while he was asleep.

Blink.

Wait no he didn't mean to do that! Quick blink a few more times in case that fixes it.

"I'm alright, thank you... Adventurer?" Look if he's thrown off by someone, they're usually an Adventurer, so that's what he's going with.
saltwaterlungs: (No really what the fuck)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-04-30 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay- we didn't establish a code for fifty million blinks- is that morse code? I don't know morse code."

They should really pick up morse code.

"My name is Darcy. I'm... not an adventurer? I'm a cook. For now."
helloadventurer: (uhhh)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-05-01 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh she's not an Adventurer. Good. That's good.

He looks around, checking there isn't anyone listening in or watching them, before he leans in close to Darcy so he can speak in a hushed voice.

"I don't know why I'm here. I didn't even think I could die and this doesn't look like any part of Azerim I've ever seen. I haven't been here long, but I haven't seen anyone do anything that makes no sense yet. I didn't think I would miss Adventurers chewing through glass bottles or the phrases some people repeat endlessly until it feels like maybe you're the one who's wrong, but it's really starting to worry me, and I don't know what to do!"
saltwaterlungs: (Caspian Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-05-13 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Blinks.

"Pause, back-up, rewind- what do you mean you don't know if you can die?"
dubiousfoodie: https://www.tumblr.com/cherryspliced/190415458196/ (mount lanayru)

fetch quest

[personal profile] dubiousfoodie 2024-04-27 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Link's attention is caught by the man with a strange orange symbol floating above him. Unusual, but not so much that he'll complain.

He pads over, and as the man lays out his request, he grins and nods. "What do you need?"

(There aren't any other sounds than him answering, but to Greg, perhaps it almost feels like there should be.)
helloadventurer: (neutral smile)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-28 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Help Greg with his doll


  • 3 feathers (0/3)
  • 1 garlic (0/1)


"Oh, thank you adventurer!" He smiles in return, it's always so much nicer when they're polite about it "I just need three feathers, and a bulb of garlic for the head."

There's at least one feather lying next to him, it's unclear whether he's seen it or not.
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Fetch Quest

[personal profile] fuelmayor 2024-04-28 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Quest-giver, meet midgame boss. The rose-red glow in the tall skeletal figure's eyesockets trails from the floating orange marker to the human man standing beneath it. Puzzled, he tilts his ram-horned skull. 'Adventurer' isn't a title he's ever been presumed to hold before. Still, the request doesn't sound hard to fulfill.

"I will help you find your missing components."
helloadventurer: (uhhh)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-29 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Help Greg with his doll


  • 3 feathers (0/3)
  • 1 garlic bulb (0/1)


Greg gulps, and tries not to look too hard at the glowing red eyes

"Oh... Thank you... Adventurer." He smiles uneasily, "I just need, uh, three feathers. And a bulb of garlic for the head."

There's at least one feather lying next to him, which he seems to be aware of. His eyes dart to it every so often in his attempt to avoid too much eye-contact.
fuelmayor: The Fuelweaver pushing himself up from the ground (Default)

[personal profile] fuelmayor 2024-04-30 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fuelweaver picks up the feather, since Greg appears to be too afraid of him to reach for it himself.

Help Greg with his doll


  • 3 feathers (1/3)
  • 1 garlic bulb (0/1)


"This has fallen from your grasp." He holds it out to Greg and waits for him to take it.
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Fetch Quest

[personal profile] astrogator 2024-04-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's a young woman wearing a smart military uniform in a very bright and cheerful shade of blue. She's staring at Greg - or it might be more accurate to say she's staring at the point right above Greg's head where that symbol is hovering.

That's one way to attract attention with a signal light, but Lieutenant Tayrey isn't sure she likes it. She blinks when he addresses her, surprised.

'Peace and prosperity!' she greets him in return, the way she greets everyone. It's only polite. 'Uh... maybe the organisers have a supply box? You could check there? I can't say I know anything about making dolls.'

This is very much not her genre, Greg. Good luck.
helloadventurer: (neutral smile)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-29 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh a new Adventurer! Finally something somewhere in his comfort zone. He still doesn't know the script he's supposed to have, but maybe it'll come to him as he speaks.

Or he could just recite the newspaper article that brought him to this spot in the first place.

Yeah, he'll do that.

"Hello Adventurer and welcome to Pumpkin Hollow! Preparations are currently underway for the annual Doll Picnic. A charity event sponsored by the Artisan's Guild, this picnic is an Anwyllic tradition that was brought to the island and continued with love."

He looks a bit like he's expecting some input from her before he continues.
astrogator: (pic#15819319)

[personal profile] astrogator 2024-05-03 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Adventurer? That's the second time he's called her that. He seems to mean it politely enough, and she wonders if he's seen her with Lockwood Security. Maybe it's the closest to a translation of "mercenary" he can get in his first language, whatever that might be.

'My name's Tayrey,' she tells him. 'Lieutenant Tayrey of the Tradelines. This place seems nice. People are friendly to their neighbours.' This one's a little odd, maybe. But friendly enough.

'I might donate something to the guild, make sure those children can have a nice picnic,' she offers.
yournewsidekick: (ew.)

Fetch Quest

[personal profile] yournewsidekick 2024-04-29 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
......

"Adventurer?" says Nimona, like Greg just kicked a puppy, punched her grandmother, and insulted her taste in music all at once.
helloadventurer: (uhhh)

[personal profile] helloadventurer 2024-04-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no oh god he's fucked up.

Try again

"Hello... there," Greg says hesitantly, quickly returning to normal as he continues "I'm making a doll for the picnic, but I need a few more materials. Do you think you could help me?"
yournewsidekick: (tell me more tell me more!!!)

[personal profile] yournewsidekick 2024-05-01 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, it's uncanny how he repeated all that with the exact same inflection.

"Uh... sure?" says Nimona. She tucks her hands behind her back, starting to smile like a snake that just spotted a cute little mouse across the field. "What kind are we makin'? Slightly haunted, extremely haunted, OOH, how about the kind you stab and a thousand miles away your nemesis doubles over and goes euuughughufh?"

Nimona does a great imitation of someone's dying throes as she doubles over dramatically, clutching her side.