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TDM #4 - Aurora Borealis Blitz [FIRST EDITION]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette January Issue

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

1/10/24 | TDM #4 - AURORA BOREALIS BLITZ"
Content Warnings: "Further Details" section has independent CW labels.
Forecast: Heavy snow

BREAKING! REBUILDING HELP REQUESTED

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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A photo taken of the damage.

ACROSS PUMPKIN HOLLOW - City government is requesting aid with repairs to public buildings and local fixtures after the recent earthquakes on Tuesday, January 8th. While there was minimal damage to Town Hall itself, several important buildings sustained damage, including the Magpie National Bank, the South Train Station and the Clock Tower, which is now stuck with hands at 8pm.

Regarding the cause of the earthquake, local biologist Dr. Elias Coldwood was heard to say “There's never been seismic activity here.” And he’s a scientist, so he would know! But clearly this is no longer the case. Perhaps Pumpkin Hollow has a mysterious tiny civilization underground worshiping a destroyer god, planning to attack through the bowling alley, the moment we create a bowling alley. Perhaps not. More on this story as it unfolds, faithful readers.

In the meantime, volunteers to help with the damage to city buildings are invited to meet with Mayor Hellen Poe for assignments.

ANNUAL AURORA IN NORTHERN SKY

By Yorick Aberdeen

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An artist's rendition of last year's view.

ABOVE MARROW ISLE - Midwinter is upon us! That means it’s the time of year when our skies light up with the technicolor gleam of the arctic north! Those looking northward between the hours of 10pm and 2am should be able to see beautiful curtains of bright green, blue, purple, and pink lighting up the sky above the island. If you plan to go outside to view the lights rather than looking from your window, please make sure you travel in a group and carry a lantern. May it be ever lit!

HOROSCOPES

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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What do the stars say about you today?

Capricorn: Do you feel as if you’ve lost something? If not, it’s wise to double-check. Perhaps it’s not something like a button or a key, but your sense of wonder or your self-confidence. Remember, things tend to be in the last place you look.

Aquarius: Something about the year ending made you feel lighter, like taking off a heavy wool coat. Ride this burst of energy as far as it will take you, because the shiny of a fresh beginning tends to wear off quickly.

Pisces: Don’t worry, I don’t believe what everyone says behind your back. You’re not too sensitive or too naive. They’re just jealous. Really, most of the time when they’re whispering, it’s not even about you.

Aries: You’re the sort of warm individual that babies and animals are drawn to. Unfortunately, this may include hungry wolves and swarms of insects. But don’t let that bring you down! We need that sort of personality around here.

Taurus: There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the best, until you work to stop others from also being the best. That’s called cheating and may lead to you being disqualified from competitions. If you get caught, that is.

Gemini: You know those riddles about the two guards, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies? Well, everyone hates those riddles with a passion. You’ll see for yourself, soon.

Cancer: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Leo: Your incandescent personality often makes you the center of attention. However, that’s not the only thing about you that glows. Moths may flock to you in the dark this week, and so might children afraid to sleep with the lights out.

Virgo: Be careful with your words–they aren’t just the precursors to your deeds, but the manifestation of your will. This is not a week for idioms and metaphors, not for you. Even something like bemoaning a lack of spoons may make eating cereal harder.

Libra: You are, inevitably, the first one heard to say a situation isn’t fair. And it’s not, nor will it ever be. Instead of getting upset, have you ever considered getting revenge? That’s usually more satisfying in the long run.

Scorpio: Ugh, Scorpios. The position of Venus means your usually volatile emotions will be in the doldrums instead. Enjoy this while it lasts I guess. Who knows if you’ll ever experience such peace again, given, well. You’re kind of an emotional mess and no one likes you.

Sagittarius: There will never be another day like today. You must strive to make the day everything you want it to be. No mistakes, now! Consider your choices very carefully. Consider your choice to consider, very carefully.

SUNFIRE'S HEARTH

By Yorick Aberdeen

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A photo of Mayor Poe's cats, Toffee and Butter, enjoying the view.

ASSORTED LOCATIONS - As the coldest part of the year settles over our fair isle, it is time for Sunfire’s Hearth--- an informal celebration of bonfires and hearth flames, for those unfamiliar! For the months of January and February, a raised platform for bonfires will be lit on weekends, and restaurants and taverns across town will keep their fireplaces lit. Unlike many of our other festivities, there is no structured celebration--- simply make some time during this time to bask in the warmth of a fire! You can even celebrate at home.

An additional benefit of this time of year is that Merrymeet is well on its way. So take this time and get snuggly in front of a fire with your special person to get in the mood for romance! (Or they could be platonic snuggles. Whatever suits you best.)

LOCAL ALCHEMIST REPORTS MISSING POTION

By Yorick Aberdeen

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Some of Mx. Sallek's usual stock. Could stand to have better labels./p>

LOCATION UNCERTAIN - Early Monday morning, local alchemist Aeryn Sallek reported that a large container of magical potion has been swapped with another, and it would seem that the mistaken jug has been sent out for delivery. According to Mx. Sallek, they sent a number of jugs out for delivery in a case with our local delivery extraordinaire, Sam Porter Bridges. The jugs were meant to contain a harmless, potable freeze-resistance potion for our town’s various water sources, in the interest of keeping water reserves drinkable in sub-freezing winter weather. However, when they returned to the shop, one of these potions remained on their counter while a love potion they’d been working on went missing.

“‘Love potion’ is kind of a misnomer, honestly,” Mx. Sallek is quoted to have said on the matter. “But ‘emotional acuity’ potion doesn’t quite roll off the tongue. Basically what it actually does is enhance existing romantic desire and embolden the user to be emotionally open. But Yorick should already know all this, since he’s the one who ordered it.” [Editing note: don’t forget to cut the last part of that comment before publishing. Cecil, you don’t need to include personal statements directed at reporters from these interviews!]

It’s unclear which area of town this particular potion ended up being injected into the water source, but according to Mx. Sallek, the potion was not particularly intense to begin with. It should be significantly diluted as to be harmless. Still, if you notice any strange symptoms such as butterflies in your stomach, a desire to burst into song, or inexplicable yearning, please file a report with the Safety Board at your earliest convenience.

FOOD SHORTAGES PUT STRAIN ON ISLAND ECONOMY

By Yorick Aberdeen

MARKET DISTRICT - While there are many things to celebrate this time of year, Marrow Isle is not without its adversity. Over these past months, many new members of our community have arrived by ferry after our numbers remained small and stagnant for many years. And the presence of our newfound neighbors has been a boon to all of us. Many artisans have opened useful businesses, medical professionals have expanded our access to healthcare, and a new fishing vessel has taken to the seas. However, despite a few additions, our farming community remains quite modest and planting was not planned with such incredible new growth in mind.

The unfortunate result of this is that food reserves on the island this year are uncharacteristically low. As such, Town Council has made the difficult decision to allow for the temporary inflation of food prices and the rationing of food staples.

“We understand the hardship this will place on the residents of Pumpkin Hollow,” said Mayor Poe in a statement after this decision was made. “But please know that we are all in this together. We hope to be able to offer a better incentive package for those interested in farming in the coming springtime.”

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Further Details...
Aurora

The dead of winter sheds all colors of the trees and flowers across Marrow Isle, but tonight, there are no stark whites and grays and browns.

Tonight, in the sky sprawling with stars above the dreary town, there are lights.

Sprawling trails of violet and green twist and wave through the sky, brightening the earth below and the sea beyond Jack's Marina in magical colors. The return of the borealis is something many Pumpkin Hollowites look forward to, and their reactions are very clear: people scurry down to the shores to watch with wide eyes, many retrieve telescopes, and some even borrow the decks of ships, abandoned for the night at the docks, to watch the sights.

It doesn't take long for this to change, however; the sea nor land are safe from the curse, and it's made quickly apparent that the sky is no exception.

At first, the sight seems like none more than an illusion, perhaps someone blinking and missing a strange shift of the lights. A glimmering outline forms around a cluster of stars, only slightly harder than any of the lines that define the aurora's rays. Several of these shapes form, each array of stars different from the last, some larger, some smaller.

And then, the stars begin to fall.

Seeming to peel off the painted sky, the ebbing colors surrounding the starlight drop, crashing to the world below. Some fall to the streets and beaches, while others fall into the forest, leaving view, or drop into the sea, leaving splashes and waves in their wake that ensure any watching knows full and well that this is not a trick of the light. At first, these shapes are unmoving, glowing masses of aurora-light with stars shining brightly within them. Most townsfolk are uneasy, but this seems to pale in severity to the other disasters, even if they lack any idea of what it could mean for them.

That is, of course, until the masses begin to move.

Each one is as varied as the constellation it stole from the sky: stars form suggestions of skeletal structures, and their "flesh", only consisting of swimming lights and liquid sky that steals any lights around them. Two identical glowing shapes rise to a face finally taking form, and slowly, moving more like gel than animal as it rises to freshly-formed legs, it settles on the closest living thing it can find.

There is no calculation in it, nor what seems to be a glimmer of thought.

It simply lunges with intent to kill.

Horoscopes [CW: Altered emotional states ]

Cecil’s disconcerting horoscopes have the following effects for the next few days:

  • Capricorn: misplaced things, particularly small objects
  • Aquarius: zoomies!
  • Pisces: intense paranoia
  • Aries: Disney princess-like magnetism to local fauna
  • Taurus: insatiable perfectionism
  • Gemini: reversed truth values; lies come out honest, being honest sounds like a lie.
  • Cancer: Pandora-esque curiosity, to the point of personal detriment
  • Leo: radiant glow emanating from your person
  • Virgo: figurative speech is manifested into the world with its literal meaning
  • Libra: a particularly potent desire for revenge
  • Scorpio: numbing of emotions (can be counteracted by love potion, partially)
  • Sagittarius: incapacitating indecision
(Don’t know your character’s sign? Feel free to just decide on one!)

Love Potion [CW: Altered Emotional States ]

Unbeknownst to the townsfolk, the “love” potion ended up in the water supply of the Oak & Iron. As promised by Aeryn, it is thoroughly diluted, as its recipients believed it to be a normal freeze-resistance potion to be mixed with their water.

The effects are not particularly intense. However, anyone who drinks any of the tavern’s housemade ale or cider, drinks the coffee, or eats any food that might require water to cook will experience symptoms of “emotional acuity”. This involves feeling more emotionally open, more receptive to positive feelings about others, a strong desire for physical or verbal affection, and the intensification of romantic or sexual attraction that you might already be experiencing. It will last about half a day. Just in time to help potentially land you a date for Merrymeet, a flower and fertility festival in early spring!

Famine [CW: Starvation and food scarcity ]

Food rationing and inflation will have the following impact:

Grocery budgets for apped-in characters will be reduced in their efficacy. Basic groceries will be only the most minimal of staples. You will likely go hungry if you do not find a way to supplement this. Bountiful groceries will be reduced to the amount of food normally contained in basic. Lavish groceries will not be available at all. Your grocery choices from Activity Check are not able to be modified for this month unless otherwise stated.

Bonuses and Discounts associated with the Farmer and Fisherman jobs are also reduced. Level 1 bonuses will be reduced to standard, which is to say how they would function for a non-Farmer/Fisherman character during a normal, pre-famine month. (ex. Whereas normally a Level 1 Farmer would get free Basic groceries, they will now have to pay the 50 Brass, but do not have the efficacy of Basic groceries reduced as described above.) Level 2 bonuses will be reduced to that of a Level 1 Farmer/Fisherman. (ex. Whereas a Level 2 Fisherman would normally be able to have Bountiful groceries discounted to 50 Brass, they now must pay full price for Bountiful groceries. However, they can still get Basic groceries for free and don’t suffer from the famine induced efficacy reduction for either budget.)

Oak & Iron Residents will only be able to receive bland, repetitive meals with their food vouchers consisting of simple broth, plain bread, bland potato dishes, and the like. It is enough to be fed and comfortable but it is incredibly unsatisfying. (This includes all new characters that are not apped-in.) Drinks, however, are still plentiful.

Characters who do not eat will find that their respective sources of fuel will be reduced to just barely enough to keep them functional, provided that they ration carefully. (Ex. Transformers may want to be less active. Vampires will find that victims cannot handle excessive blood loss without fainting and generally prefer to stay home.)

Characters who were present to fight the Mother Crab back in late summer and chose to can some of their crab can use it now!

Hunting, foraging, and fishing can help reduce the impact of these reductions, and people can share their food. You can absolutely die of starvation. After Merrymeet in February, food will return to normal.

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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm gonna have to play other people if I ever want a chance of beating you." River makes sure her apprentices get their share ("Take lunch, we're kicking our own asses here.") and leads Annabel into the kitchen where -

"Aaaand I left the chess manual I checked out from the library on the table," River notes. Her voice is flat but her face is mortified. "It's fine. It's all fine. I'll just jump into my forge now."
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
“Don’t you dare, that’s adorable.” Annabel picks up the manual, leafing through the pages briefly. “It means you’re actually putting in the effort.”
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Well...yeah. I like you." River is absolutely the person who would be married to someone for twenty years and still blush when her spouse goes 'you liiiiiiiike me' and look! She's blushing right now even as she gets out the utensils and other Eating Supplies, Patent Pending. "I'm really looking forward to spring. I wanna get your garden looking beautiful..."
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmm, we may want to make it a more edible garden, considering the state of things. Which doesn't mean no flowers, but may call for a more thoughtful selection of some of them." But that is not the point. Annabel claims a utensil and sets out the bowls of soup and sweet potater tots.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Annabel...hey, serious talk for a moment?" River's ears droop down and back, a telltale sign that she's conflicted about something. "What if I said that I was entertaining...not going home?"
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Say more." After an initial moment of surprise, Annabel does that thing where she folds her face closed like a fan and keeps her thoughts to herself while working something out in her head.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
"That's the idea, just...gimmie a moment to get my head together on it. It's hard to think about." And one is not oneself when one is hungry; River goes at her food for a bit, but her ears never really go back to normal, not even when she's making happy food sounds.

It's hard to think about, is the thing.

"...I haven't...talked much about what I was doing to get killed, have I? Bits and pieces, pretty sure the 'got an axe in the spine from a pirate' story has gone around, but..."

"...Someone's got shackles on death. Capital D Death, the big one, First Singer of the Death Choir, Creation's Shadow, whom elves call Aphrael, the Rebel. Highest and lowest of the angels. She's in chains, and she's suffering, and we're...trying to fix that. Getting pretty close too, and then I died. And I don't regret it? I died the kinda death old warriors pretend they wanted, weapon in hand, boots on, fighting a skilled opponent, really couldn't ask for more. Maybe, maybe if I get up I can still help. Maybe it's so important that I shouldn't even think about not doing that."

"But y'know, sometimes, here? I wake up happy. And I don't do that at home."
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
"So it's something that you're feeling guilty for even considering. But it's big enough to you to bring up to me, now. It's not just an idle fancy, but a very real thought that you want to find resolution to now. Correct?"

Because understanding the situation is important.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
"...Not now-now. Not at this table over lunch. Hellfire, you don't even need to articulate an answer or a thought, I just..." River reaches her hand across the table, palm-up. Green eyes brimming. "I dunno. I couldn't stand having it only in the silence of my mind. I need help to think this through, but it's not like the barrier's going to fall tomorrow. Job's not done."
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
“I suppose for me, part of the thought—and I’m going to attempt to articulate it, but it might not come out right, so be patient with me—is that I want to know what returning will or would look like. Do we retain our memories of existing here? If so, the person who returns will not really be the one who died. And that scares me. And in my case, do I return fully to life, or just the afterlife I came here from?”

River’s hand is taken anyway. Held. Stroked gently.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
"...There's really only one person to ask that question of. Have you gone to see her?"
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
“No. Not yet. There’s a tension that exists between the Ocularum and the Temple, and I am dancing on a tightrope already sometimes.” Besides, she’s scared. Hers is not a world where ‘going to see God’ is a thing.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Annabel, love...the gods don't live in their temples. Mortals do. Mortanne is just outside my door, in the snow fresh-fallen and trampled both; in the iron-grey clouds and in the lashing wind, walking between the headstones of the graveyard, in a heart full of grief and in tears. You're not aligned against her. How can you align against winter?" River closes her eyes, and just. Breathes. "People talk about meeting gods like it's a great and shattering revelation, but how can it be? They make us. What art is unlike its artist?"
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-23 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
“You would hate how religion works in my world. God’s word only comes to people through the church. The common man cannot interpret God’s word or connect directly with Him.”

Cough.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-23 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure that I get to talk a lot of shit. I'm not on the best terms with the father of my people, but...at least he's been assed to try." River lifts Annabel's hand and presses a soft kiss to her knuckles. "I can be there for you, if you want."
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-31 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know you can, and I know you would, and I know you will. That doesn't make me any more ready to actually do the thing. I am a coward, River." Even if that soft kiss makes her feel like she could conquer the world.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-31 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're all cowards about something, Annabel," River murmurs. "'s why the gods graced us with each other, as they were graced with their own family. Cut ya a deal? Lower stakes than chess for marriage? You let me help you with this, and I get help with this whole...fate of the rest of my life problem?"
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[personal profile] witheredpeonies 2024-01-31 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll...think about it." That's all she can promise right this instant.
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[personal profile] somebodychildofanyone 2024-01-31 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
River cracks a rueful half-smile. "Don't leave me in suspense too long, yeah? And...don't think of it as the weight of my whole life on your shoulders either. I value your advice, but it's my life to expend as I choose. You're not picking for me. I just..."

"...I trust you."