Whoever taught Vika to roll her eyes at people forgot that human eyes don't have full 360 degree movement so César is getting the Eye Roll of all time. "Then let me get in front of some. No, this isn't my original shell. No, I don't know why I'm a stupid fucking clock. No, I don't know how my new power source works or what was wrong with the original cold fusion battery. Yes, my parts can be replaced. Yes, my feet have to be this big. If you can figure out why the hell I'm a girl I will pay cold, hard Brass for any insight into the sadistic filth that built me. It's infuriating. I know I'm 'female'," good LORD those air quotes with one hand, "the same way I know how to move my fingers but I go looking in the ol' databanks for any kind of pointer or definition on what the fuck that means and nothin'. The only man on this island who can match my energy had to tell me that people who don't have melee weapons aren't automatically women."

"Which is still wild to me."