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December Mini-TDM - "The Dead of Winter"

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette December Issue

[Mod Note: This is a Mini-TDM (previously just called an "Open" post) because we were technically due for a fresh bi-monthly TDM. However, due to the light-duty December schedule and the fact that a December-themed TDM that also works for January is kind of limiting, we're doing a single-month mini-TDM now with a new two-month TDM coming in January! This public post is open to both new and existing players/characters. Please mind the content warnings, and enjoy!]



Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

12/10/2023 | Mini-TDM - "The Dead of Winter"
Content Warnings: "Further Details" section has independent CW labels.

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Pumpkin Hollow continues to welcome new residents!

HOLIDAY BAZAAR NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS

By Yorick Aberdeen

MAIN STREET - Splendid news, Pumpkin Hollowites! In preparation for Givingstide, the annual Main Street Holiday Bazaar is now open from now until the end of the month in Downtown Hollow! With the failed-then-rescheduled Dance of Celestine debacle behind us, we could all use a bit of festive cheer as Marrow Isle enters its most difficult season. Come down to Town Hall for a simple game that comes with fantastic prizes, then enjoy an afternoon on the town! Enjoy the spectacle of festive decorations amid snowy streets, and find any number of finely crafted gifts to share with your loved ones this Givingstide.

Long-time residents, please remember that for the first time in a long while we have residents who have never experienced a Pumpkin Hollow Givingstide before. It is important that we show our best and most festive hospitality to newer residents, and comfort anyone who might be homesick during this time. Have a Blessed Givingstide, and may your lantern always be lit!

New Oven Installed; Pizza Feast Commences

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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The oven in question.

NORTHWEST HOLLOW - Local blacksmith River LaCroix has built a free-standing pizza oven on the farm belonging to Arthur Morgan.

Pizza, first created by Francisco Pizarro in the early 1500s before his assassination by Gavrilo Princip, is a food celebrated for its flavor and the variety of possible topping combinations it has. It begins with a base of dough, traditionally made from wheat or wheat by-products. This is then topped with a sauce (tomato is traditional, though other varieties involve barbecue sauce or chocolate sauce) and a cheese that melts easily, along with any vegetables, fruit, meat or other vaguely edible ingredients one desires. Spicy sausages called pepperoni are very popular, as well as mushrooms, peppers and even chunks of pineapple. Anyone who tells you that pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza is simply incorrect and should not be trusted.

In celebration of the new oven’s creation, free personal-sized pizzas will be cooked and shared with all residents of Pumpkin Hollow, funded by local reporter Cecil Gershwin Palmer. Arthur Morgan’s farm is easily reached by trolley, or on foot if you’re scared of trolleys. But it really is a long walk, so just ride with a friend if you’re scared, really, they won’t hurt you. At least, we don’t think they will. Then again, considering how riding the train went in November, you never know…

Regardless! Pizza, Arthur Morgan’s farm, free food, perhaps even drinks? We look forward to seeing you there.

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FESTIVE FIEND SIGHTED ACROSS MARROW ISLE

By Yorick Aberdeen

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The jingling menace.

ISLAND-WIDE - Reports of a mysterious horned creature sporting strangely seasonally appropriate attire have come in from all over the island over the past week. Witnesses say that this apparently demonic holiday entity somewhat resembles our local Pine Devil, but has curled ram horns instead of antlers and is wingless. He is also apparently capable of speech, as victims claim to have heard him speaking about “wicked deeds” and “naughty behavior” and repeating a gibberish word occasionally--- “Christmas.” The reports detail multiple instances of harassment as well as public acts of violence that are definitely not comical in any way. It is absolutely in no way hilarious to see someone get smacked with a stick in broad daylight by an evil satyr wearing Givingstide getup and jingling festively, and this matter is extremely serious.

Despite resisting arrest and avoiding being detained by the constabulary on numerous occasions, the demon was strangely available for comment. He has identified himself as Krampus the “Christmas” Devil and had this to say of his crimes: “It’s my proud duty and a longstanding tradition that I punish the naughty and wicked every holiday season. It’s practically a civil service, if you ask me. Maybe if you didn’t want to be attacked, you might stop being such a troublemaker and be a blessing to your neighbor for a bit. Or don’t. More fun for me that way.” He then proceeded to take a large fistful of candies from the bowl on Miss Leeds' desk and disappeared in a puff of snow, leaving the carpet wet.

Anyone with any further information about this Krampus creature should reach out to the constabulary with tips. Any noteworthy reports are appreciated!

MOURNER’S NIGHT PROCESSION INFORMATION

By Yorick Aberdeen

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The town's lone hearse, prepared for duty after annual maintenance.

FALL'S PROMISE CEMETERY - While it is always easy to get swept up in the jolly festivities of Givingstide, it is important that we also remember to pay homage to the spirits of those we have lost and the goddess who guides them, and whose protection we seek in this most difficult time of the year. Each winter, when the world is at its darkest and its coldest, we take to the streets and process to Fall’s Promise in the tradition of our age old funeral practices. Mayor Poe will have the honor of leading us this year.

To participate, join us in the streets at 6:00pm. Dress warmly, as it has been snowing quite a bit this past week and will not have melted. The procession will begin promptly once everyone has their candles lit, so please be timely and even early if you are able.

Please inquire at the Temple of Sacred Roots if you have any questions regarding Mourner’s Night.

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Further Details...


Holiday Bazaar
Main Street is beautifully decorated, each lamp post strung together with pine garlands and cranberry strings. The frigid air preserves them perfectly and coats them all in a light frost. Windows of shops glow warmly with festive decorations. Images of horses, either alone or drawing carriages or sleighs, can be seen everywhere. Advertisements for sales and specials dot the street corners and the air is full of delicious smells--- coffee, chocolate, sugar, fruit, roasted meat. Booths are also placed along the streets near Town Hall, and merchants hawk their wares. Artisan crafts and jarred preserves, decorations and novelties, all manner of thoughtful gifts. Givingstide approaches, they declare!

What is Givingstide, you ask? Why, any local will gladly tell you! It’s the festival of midwinter, anticipating the return of spring. Warmer weather, longer days, fresh food, all drawing ever nearer as Winter reaches its peak. Gifts are exchanged to share blessings with loved ones, appreciate them for all they’ve done for you this past year and wish them prosperity in the next one. Perhaps similar holidays are familiar to you.
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The holiday bazaar is the perfect place to buy a gift for Givingstide. It’s also a magical place for a walk with friends, or even a date. So many beautiful items for sale! And booths selling warm drinks and sweet treats! There are even carriage drivers offering rides up and down the street to take in the scenery, their steeds and vehicles garnished with silver bells and cedar boughs.

Also, right outside of Town Hall, there is a booth that is selling nothing. In fact, it is offering something for free--- a voucher that can be used to make purchases here! While it can only be used to make purchases from the holiday bazaar and expires after Givingstide, vouchers can be good for up to a whopping 500 Brass. All one needs to do to acquire it is win a trivia game! Ten questions, 50 Brass for each right answer. Perhaps you can earn yourself a bit of extra pocket change?


You'll Catch Your Death of Cold
[CW: manipulative language, hypothermia, starvation.]

There’s always something wrong with Lockwood Forest. From the Pine Devil to Brutoks, some manner of strange nonsense is always going on, and it is almost always dangerous. Less so when the cheerful spectral pocket monsters were here, but now that they’ve moved on and a blanket of snow has coated the leafy ground, the eerie quiet here has returned. Not only that, but the trails are covered. This isn’t a huge issue in areas of the forest with more traffic as there are plenty of footprints to follow, but deeper in, the forest becomes a maze.

Despite the danger, you’ve decided to go in. There are any number of reasons why you’ve done this: needing to hunt or forage to sustain your food supplies through the winter, searching for firewood in places that aren’t already picked over, seeking a quiet moment alone. Perhaps you simply got lost. These things happen, especially if you’re new to the island. No one will judge you, probably! Hopefully you at least didn’t come alone.

Regardless, the trails are covered. It’s hard to tell which gaps between trees are part of the path or just formed naturally. Animal footprints sprawl out in all directions like a spider’s web, which only serves to make things more confusing. Soon you begin to feel turned around somehow. Is it just you, or have the past five trees you walked by looked really similar? Haven’t you seen this holly bush before? You could swear you’ve been this way three times already… Oh dear. It’s so hard to tell. Even if you’re otherwise good at navigating the woods, something about this expanse of white snow and imposing pine trees is throwing you off. Almost as if there is some kind of magic at work here…

You wander the forest for a long time. For a while, your cold tolerance had peaked at that point where you’d been out long enough that you were used to it but not so long that it was starting to wear you down, but that peak is waning quickly. It’s freezing, and you’ve been out in it for a long time now. It sinks into your bones, making you feel sluggish. The chill bites at your face and the wind stings your eyes. Unless you have a traveling companion who is lost with you, there’s a strong chance you haven’t seen another person in… How long has it been? Hours? Days? Surely it can’t have been days. It certainly feels like days. Everything hurts and you are very hungry.

”You look so tired.” You have no idea where the voice comes from, but it’s clearly not just in your head. The echo through the trees causes a startled bird to fly off nearby. Maybe it’s just the haze that’s come over you from the shivering chill and deep exhaustion you feel that is making you so disoriented by the sound of the voice. All you know is that it is close, and it is beautiful and sweet. ”It must have been exhausting, walking all this way. Did you come to see me, or for something else?” You don’t remember the answer.

”Here, follow me. I’ll take you to safety.”

The sound of the voice guides you to a clearing in the forest, and it is the most beautiful clearing you have ever seen. Everything is covered in thick, plush pillows of fluffy white snow that look like billowing clouds and the silvery moonlight causes the icicles in the trees to sparkle and shine. (When did it become night time?) The sky is a deep plummy purple and above you there is a veritable explosion of stars like you’ve never seen before. You feel like you could fall in, dwarfed by the slice of night sky that peeks in through the trees. (The stars, are they closer than usual?)

”Come, lie down. Rest your weary bones. The snow here is softer than any bed.” Looking at those mounds of pristine, untouched snow, you begin to feel like whoever this is might be right. And you are so tired. ”You are safe here. You are loved. The world is beautiful and peaceful here. No more monsters, no more pain. Just rest in the arms of someone who loves you. Can’t you feel the warmth of my love?”

As the voice says this, you do notice that you start to feel warmer. Almost uncomfortably warm in your clothes, and you’re tempted to shed them. In the depths of your exhaustion, it is hard to tell if this is the warmth of a loving embrace or something else. But your shivering stops and you feel held. It’s so quiet here, so far away from the town of ghosts and monsters and people and work that you know.

”I promise you are safe here. I will take care of you. Just sleep now, my darling. I love you. Stay with me and you will want for nothing.”

The desire to lie down becomes nearly irresistible.

[ You are entering severe hypothermia. If you sleep here, you will die. If you came here alone, there is a chance someone else could find and rescue you. If you came with a traveling companion, you may be able to overcome the trance and the chill together. Or, if you like, you could write about the aftermath of dying. See our Death page for details! ]


Krampusnacht
[CW: Harassment (tone of comic mischief) ]

Have you been naughty or nice this year? In Pumpkin Hollow, there are no such tales--- but you and your extradimensional neighbors are hardly the first things here to be snatched from other worlds. And there is no better reminder than the mysterious horned figure that has been lurking about town.

If perhaps you’ve been up to some mischief this year, you may begin to see him out of the corner of your eye as the snows of December begin to fall. Did you hurt someone’s feelings? Take the last muffin without asking? Commit unspeakable evils in your former life? Sounds like you’re due for a visit from Krampus!

It all starts with a lump of coal, left out in the open in a place it should not be. Then, out of the corner of your eye, you’ll spot a horned and furry figure (that is decidedly not the Pine Devil) in the distance wielding a bundle of bound sticks in one hand and a sack in the other, wearing a wicked grin. Incongruous with his ghastly, beast-like appearance, he sometimes wears a red cloak lined with white fur or golden jingle bells on red ribbons tied to his ankle. He’ll disappear behind a snow drift and you will think your mind is playing tricks on you.

Next, you’ll begin to find your personal items missing. Wherever you left them, they’ll just be gone, and in their place will be a candy cane. In case you were worried that it might be a nice little treat, fear not! It tastes utterly foul.

The final stage is more direct visits from the Christmas Devil. He will ambush you at any time of day to attack you with sticks regardless of how public the location is, that way everyone can know what a troublemaker you are! He will also occasionally stuff you into his sack and abandon you at random locations, typically unpleasant ones. He cannot be killed--- indeed, he cannot even be struck, dodging quickly or disappearing and reappearing in puffs of snow every time you try and cackling all the while. So how do you get rid of him?

That’s easy! Just get yourself onto the Nice List by any means necessary. Time to start doing some good deeds around town and hope you aren’t subject to any more attacks in the meantime. If you do a good enough job, you may even get your missing items back! Gruß vom Krampus!


Mourner’s Night
[CW: grief and past death in the context of the holiday season]

As the early dark of high winter begins to fall, people begin to gather on the streets. A somewhat odd sight, but this isn’t the first time that people have come together under lantern light for an event that is in defiance of the danger posed by darkness. They are bundled tightly, wearing mostly black if it is available in clothes warm enough, and many people have donned veils which cover their faces with black lace.

From the streets, there is an informal procession. At intervals, there are men in uniform black military peacoats and black caps carrying tall poles with bright lanterns on top, swaying in the frigid air. Their faces are painted to look like skulls. Yorick is among them. Despite the difference in gender, River is invited to take up this role, implying something about what these lantern-bearers are meant to symbolize. The rest of the townsfolk are asked to follow along as they please, each bearing a long white candle stuck into a paper cup meant to catch its wax. The candles are in no danger of blowing out— the wind is eerily still.

The procession is largely silent. The people who do speak do so only in whispers. It winds through the streets of the town, converging on one of the main roads. Once it is clear of buildings, the front of the solemn parade becomes visible. A black funeral carriage, like one that may have once conveyed caskets, bearing lanterns at each corner. The two black horses are marked with skeletons using white chalk on their fur, and it is driven by a woman in garb representative of deepest mourning. This is Hellen Poe, playing the role of Mortanne.

It has been a long time, what feels like ages, since the people of this town have had a funeral procession outside the context of Mourner's Night. But they remember well their traditions and follow them with reverence. This, for you outsiders, is a unique glimpse at something you might not otherwise see due to the effects of the barrier. Each and every person in town follows the trail left by carriage wheels in the fresh snow and arrives at Fall's Promise Cemetery.

Beyond the wrought iron gate, there is more silence. Locals gather around the graves of their friends and loved ones, saying silent prayers and spending time in contemplative remembrance. You see Dahlia stand outside the central mausoleum, looking grimly up at her own name carved into the stone.
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Degas has made his way over to a grave. He is here as himself, not as a reverend, and he does not leave the side of the headstone he gravitated toward. Melly Clayton.

Meanwhile, Dr. West is loitering at the back near a gargoyle. For once even he is present. And far off in the shadows, a small figure looms outside the fringes of lantern light, looking off into the sea. Silvery hairs catch the light occasionally. Elsie.

The candlelight vigil remains silent for a long time as people recall and honor their loved ones. Any sound of shuffling or movement is dampened further by soft, fluffy snow, creating a deep and heavy hush that is almost loud in its soundlessness. Perhaps, deep in the Season of Spirits, the presence of the fallen can be felt in the quiet dark.

Your mind drifts as the somber reverence beckons your mind to your memories. Who do you honor? A lost lover, a passed parent, someone you left behind in your life before?

Or perhaps you honor yourself. You did die to get here, after all. And it’s probable that you aren’t the only one to think so.

In the distance, the bell tower chimes. Then, rising up from the snow, soft at first and then louder, a song. The locals are beginning to sing a hymn about Mortanne sharing carriage rides with passengers, reminiscing about their lives as her carriage drives them to the afterlife. Did you learn it from a local before the festival? Do you sing, hum, or remain silent?

As the song finally comes to a close, all at once the locals blow out their candles, leaving the graveyard in darkness aside from the lantern poles. The silence now broken, people shuffle along, meeting up to mingle and hug or heading home for an early night. Some of them are crying.

Additional Note:
If you have any form of ESP, you notice something while attending Mourner’s Night. This includes people who have a special connection with spirits or death, or any sort of true sight that allows them to see things others cannot.

Toward the end of the hymn, a person you hadn’t seen before catches your eye. She is a young woman, with long black hair and a tattered white gown. Her eyes are sunken and her skin is marred with contusions and scars. She looks very, very tired. She is sitting on the boarded-up well that is on the far end of the cemetery. Even in the orange glow of candlelight, you can tell she is quite pale.

Across the graveyard, her eyes meet yours. Then the song ends, the candlelight dies, and she seems to blink out of existence.


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Bronwyn Thysania (they/them) || Original Character || NEW!

[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2023-12-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
-I'm Sure You Have Questions-

Winter! Despite a summer birthday, this is undoubtedly Bronwyn's favorite time of year. Snow on everything, lovely smells in the air, crisp air outside and warm hearths within. Couldn't be better!

Except they're in a strange place now, apparently having died or almost died or something. But according to the charming woman from the office, this is an opportunity to tip the scales and return to their life. So they took it, confident they'll be able to sort it out. The only real problem is that they are utterly surrounded by humans.

Well, not just humans. Also elves, and dwarves, and robots(?), and a bird man. Evidently there's also a vampire and a werewolf. But not one other Lunari, and a whole lot of wide eyes. Bronwyn can feel their shock and confusion and sometimes even fear radiating through the decorated streets, towering over everyone here. A nervous breath escapes them, both from the feelings they're absorbing from those around them and because they get the sense they'll be answering a lot of questions.

Looking to get warm, they duck into the tavern, steel themself, and put on a cheery and approachable face as they try their best to order some lunch without scaring anyone.

-Pizza Party?-

Okay so it's a little awkward that they don't know anyone here but consider: they really, really, really want pizza.

(Lunari absolutely have pizza. They sneak into human spaces with magic disguises and steal all their good ideas all the time. And pizza is one of them.)

Bronwyn wanders over awkwardly, sticking out like a sore thumb and hoping they can convince someone to talk to them so maybe it's not as weird if they scarf down a whole pizza by themself.

-Fortune Teller-

Due to just arriving, Bronwyn hasn't tried to set up a proper shop yet. They'll need more supplies, and to make a name for themself a little bit. They at least need to get to the point where the neighbors are used to the sight of them. So they take the opportunity to set up a little fortune-telling space across from the bazaar, underneath the gazebo. They've got a candle for fire-scrying and a set of extremely simple handmade tarot cards that they drew themself at the library. They've even made a little sign, advertising various services they're offering at their table.

-More Information-
[ Bronwyn had various psychic abilities that have been nerfed for fairness and better player consent! For more info or to opt out, check out their bio! ]
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Pizza Party

[personal profile] thelatechrisfreeman 2023-12-24 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Chris nibbles hesitantly on a pizza slice with dried fruit on it. Technically, tomatoes are a fruit, but... how's that saying go? Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Chris makes a face. Okay, peaches on pizza... definite 'no' for them. They pick the rest of the orangey bits off the slice, leaving the sausage pieces, and take another bite.

Much better.

"Cecil is using this as an excuse to be creative," Chris calls out a warning to Bronwyn, "just so you know!"
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2023-12-24 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Bronwyn is never actively trying to spy on people's thoughts unless the situation is dire, but sometimes a thought is so loud that it can't be avoided. There is a human not far from them who is biting into what is apparently a sausage-and-dried-fruit pizza slice, and they can't help but hear the stranger's mind go "YUCK" like a Sim at full volume as ze makes a face. They laugh brightly.

"Thanks for the tip! I'll keep an open mind. Have any of the experimental ones been any good?"
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[personal profile] thelatechrisfreeman 2024-01-14 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"The ones with pumpkin aren't too bad -- just be sure it's actually pumpkin and not peach, I guess. And the pickled vegetables are actually pretty tasty," Chris replies.

They dab at the peach slices with a napkin, wiping away the cheese and sauce that clings to them. After a swig of their drink, they nibble at the fruit again. It's better alone.

"You can come sit with me after you get your pizza, if you like," Chris offers. They haven't seen this person before, and assume they are new. Being new here was a disorienting experience for Chris, so they want to be helpful if they can.
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[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2023-12-25 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
The reason Tarantulas looks and is named in his present style is simply explained: Mesothulas encountered real tarantulas in the American desert regions, and thought they were the coolest thing he'd ever seen (and he was right). He still thinks so: even in this reduced form, he loves his alt-mode's spindly legs, its wide, sturdy body, the wide field of vision generated by its many glittering eyes. He may have changed himself to fit in better with the human population here, but it was entirely for their sake: Tarantulas saw nothing to criticize about himself.

But when, while running some of his daily errands, he happens to catch sight of a tall, spindly figure, covering in fur or thick hair, with a pair of thick moth wings sprouting from their back, well. He does feel a small flicker of envy in his spark.

"Oh, how lovely," he sighs with admiration, skittering closer and laying a proprietary hand on the creature's arm. "Thysania agrippina, isn't it? The, hyeh, 'white witch' of central and South America. A strong contender for one of the largest winged insects on Earth, along with the Atlas moth of southeastern Asia and the Hercules moth of northern Australia..." He gently weighs their wrist in his hand, testing its circumference and mass. "Very light-weight limbs too, hm. You are flight-capable, aren't you? You certainly look the part."
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2023-12-31 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Bronwyn is out window shopping in the market, eyeing the cheese shop. Lunari don't really keep cows, so the preposterous amount of cow's-milk cheese in one place has boggled them a little bit. Then, amid the flurry of thoughts and emotions from the other market-goers, Bronwyn feels the smallest note of emotion that appears to be directed at them. Jealousy?

Before they can try and peek at who might be looking at them, they're all at once approached and only very slightly accosted by some matter of spider-person who begins examining them and launches into a brief infodump about Earth's entomology. If they didn't know any better from feeling this individual's emotions then they might have gone so far as to read it as flirting, but it seems to just be genuine excitement about insects. It's a bit of a whirlwind and it takes Bronwyn a moment to get their head together to respond.

"Oh! Ah, hello! Yep, that's me--- currently the only White Witch in my colony! Well, uh. I was. But anyway yes, I can fly!" With a glance to ensure they have the space, they raise their wings, which are obscenely long. The upper segments span at least 7 feet straight out, though they form a more oblong, airplane-like shape when extended than an Atlas Lunari's might. They don't remain like that for long, letting their wings return to their side so as not to take up too much space, but the wind caused by the motion kicks up a poof of snow on the ground below them.

"I don't think I've met a spider-person before--- are you connected to a specific Earth species as well, or are you just kind of your own thing?"
Edited (I missed one stupid word and now I gotta bother you with a notif in order to edit it. Hi :D) 2023-12-31 14:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2024-01-01 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh!" His primary eyes widen; Tarantulas even takes a small step back so he can have a better view, Bronwyn's wrist still held limply in his hand. For a moment his whirling mind is still, thoughts clear of everything except pure, aesthetic inspiration for the newcomer's form. But then, of course, he remembers that there's a conversation going on, and pride seeps back in.

"My name is Tarantulas," he introduces himself, before such niceties can slip his mind. "And I confess myself something of a chimera -- even moreso now, since I modified myself to integrate in our present society. But for my first spider-body I took inspiration primarily from Brachypelma hamorii, the so-called 'Mexican redknee,' and Avicularia purpurea. My spinnerets shared traits with both the orb-weaver family and cellar spiders; I simply couldn't make up my mind which I preferred, hyeh hyeh. However the silk itself was an artificial polymer -- as my body at the time massed over two thousand kilograms by default, I found it necessary to make a sacrifice of veracity on the alter of utility."

Come to think of it, what is his silk made of now, chemically speaking? He should look into that at some point.

"But what about you?" he asks eagerly. "You mentioned a colony; are there many more beings like you? Are you an evolved species, or did someone design you?"
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2024-01-01 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Bronwyn takes advantage of his moment of stunned silence to reclaim their arm, a little pleased with themself for impressing him enough to quiet his mind. It also allows Bronwyn a moment to collect their own thoughts as he continues speaking emphatically, revealing his comedically apt name in the process. Not that Bron could really judge.

"Bronwyn Thysania. Pleased to meet you!" They don't know a ton about arachnids, admittedly. Their own interests lie more in crystals and herbs and stars. But images come to mind of the creatures in mind (it's unclear whether the source of them is clairvoyance or Tarantulas himself). "Oh, so you could modify your own body? That's wild--- most things I know are born as they are and largely stay that way. My own species included, unless you count metamorphosis."

"I'm a Lunari. We're originally of the planet Lunarus, though I never got to go there. It was destroyed a long time ago by an invasion by another planet, and our survivors fled to Earth because we get our vitality from moonlight, and our moon and Earth's moon were sisters. She took us in when ours died. And when we got here, we were surprised and delighted to find tiny creatures who resembled us," Bronwyn explains. "That probably sounds terribly fantastical to someone like you, but--- I don't really know how else to explain, as our species is inherently rooted in magic and spirituality. But anyway, on Earth there are currently two small Lunari colonies. Mine is the Northern Colony, located in a hidden spot in the national park surrounding Niagara Falls. There's only one other--- the Southern Colony of the Andes Mountains in Argentina. Our numbers are very, very small. There's not even a thousand of us total between both colonies."
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[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2024-01-08 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fantastic, yes, but also wonderful." Indeed, there's no skepticism in Tarantulas's mind, just a sense of curiosity and excitement at encountering a type of life so novel (not to mention aesthetically pleasing). "It became clear within a few minutes of my arrival to this world that I could not expect the physical laws of my native universe to be precisely mirrored here -- or elsewhere. You will find me a most attentive listener, I assure you." Indeed, he's already afire with follow-up questions! But it wouldn't be fair to be all take and no give, now would it?

So he explains, "I modified myself, yes. My species is normally inorganic and somewhat modular in structure, so we've always found it easier to alter our bodies than organic species. I wasn't even the first of my kind to integrate organic features into their body, although I believe I advanced the necessary technology further than anyone ever had before. When I was given the invitation to come here, I decided to take the process even further -- with a little help from a local representative, hyeh hyeh -- and become almost entirely organic, in order to better fit in with the local population."
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2024-01-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
He hadn't mentioned being a robot, but left enough context clues for Bronwyn to pick up on that. They tilt their head with mind amusement. "Like a cyborg in reverse! Is there a word for that, I wonder?"
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[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2024-01-09 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"A good question! I used the word 'Chimeracon' a few times to describe a few associates who also underwent the procedure, but it's not the most indicative of titles, is it?" He was mostly trying to impress Prowl with the possibility of leading a private force of undetectable operatives, for all the good it did him.

Now, back to Bronwyn! "When you say that the moons of your homeworld and Earth were sisters, how literally did you mean that? Were they also organics to some degree?"
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2024-01-09 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no, it's more a spiritual element," Bronwyn explains. "Our moon was our goddess, and as far as we were concerned, Earth's moon contained the soul of a similar deity."
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[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2024-01-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, fascinating! I'll admit, religion has been somewhat outside my area of internet up until now, except as a cultural artifact...Clearly it's past time for me to expand my scope." He gestures to Bronwyn's body, their wings. "For it to have been pure coincidence that your species evolved traits in common with Earth's insect life would strain credulity. Even I would need a super-computer to calculate those odds."

He feels a trace of amusement as he says this -- and still, that sense of wonder. The universe -- the multiverse -- is truly wonderful, in all its infinite variation.
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2024-01-11 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, absolutely. There's no way such a synchrony between two planets would be possible otherwise! Or at least not probable. But here I am." They beam, a touch of desaturated teal color showing through their fur. Tarantulas might recognize this as hemolymph. "I get the impression religion is pretty important around here, as well."
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[personal profile] tisnotthehouse 2024-01-13 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Gaaaaaaasp...oh, what Tarantulas would give for a spectrometer! Wonderful things must be going on inside Bronwyn's body, just under the skin...is that even skin? He wishes he could find out.

But instead he says, "Yes, that's my impression as well. But so far their influence seems to be much less toxic towards individual self-determination than the religious institutions I've encountered in the past. Or at least nobody seems interested in stopping anyone else from choosing their own job and romantic partners, which is quite the refreshing change of pace."
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2024-01-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, that is nice! Thankfully my religion is much the same, since natural proclivities are outwardly obvious from birth and gender is arbitrary. But I'm aware of human religions on my version of Earth. The rules some of them have are..."

Stupid.

"A little impractical."
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Pizza Party?

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2023-12-28 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There are many things in the works here, under this pizza-oven shelter.

One, being the thing is the most clear: with social tension in the air from his blunder not yet completely cleared, Jon is not particularly welcome here.

Two, another difficult hurdle in this: he doesn't know many of the other people terribly well here. Besides the one he pissed off to the thousandth degree, of course.

And three: since rumor carried the existence of a pizza oven to him from his colleagues, the craving has been insatiable.

This leaves him off to the side, not quite hiding but doing his best not to draw attention to himself, lingering with the most unfamiliar faces. New arrivals, he can only assume. What better way to introduce one's self than being a wallflower with an alien?

"Hello! Could I... trouble you to join you? I don't believe we've met."

Not his most smooth introduction, but the anxiety's probably radiating off him in near-tidal waves. Sorry, Bronwyn.
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2023-12-31 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, the anxiety coming off of this man is almost nauseating as it rattles their antennae around like a sour note on a stringed instrument. But he's nice! No weird gawking, that's always a good start.

"Hi! Sure, I'd love to. I'm Bronwyn, you?"

As they speak, they take a moment to assess what might be freaking this guy out without tipping him off that's what they're doing or digging into his thoughts. There is a guy, one of the party's hosts, that their new friend seems to be eyeing cautiously and keep out of sight of. That's explanation enough for Bronwyn!

So, they do what any good pal with giant moth wings would do. They position themself between New Friend and Party Host, body blocking.
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[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-01-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps he'd been looking anxious, or maybe he'd glanced over towards the party hosts one too many times. Bronwyn's body-blocking leaves Jon looking immediately relieved, though, and the anxiety tapers off at long last. It's still slightly present, but nowhere near as bad as it had been.

"Jon Sims," He offers a hand to shake, giving them a smile that's only slightly awkward. He would thank them, but something about addressing his avoidance felt like jinxing things. "Lovely to meet you. Are you new to the island?"

English propriety out of the way, he's now going for a slice. The toppings are strange, but pizza is pizza, right? (Even if he's discreetly picking off a few dates from the top of his slice and setting them aside.)
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[personal profile] withthemooninoureyes 2024-01-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Same to you! And yeah, I just got here. Honestly I'm not really sure what happened! But I'm sure I can figure out a way home eventually. I'm not going to rush it." They follow him, helping themself to a slice as well. They choose to eat the dates separately. "How's it been so far?"
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[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-01-15 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"So far, so good... I think."

He pauses to take a bite, letting his gaze drift off to the side as he spoke.

"The people here are odd, but fairly nice, all things considered. The island is cursed, and the disasters are..." Pause. Purses his lips gently. "...Not ideal. But we make due. I'm sure you'll get on just fine here."