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TDM #14 - Bloom and Doom
Pumpkin Hollow Gazette
3/11/26 - 6/10/26 | TDM #14 - TDM TITLE
Spring Pokémon Types - Grass, Fairy, Ground, Bug, Normal
WELCOME TO PUMPKIN HOLLOW
By Yorick Aberdeen
The crop for which the town is named. (And a celebrity guest--- say hello to Christopher Mango, one of the temple cats!)
Springtime greetings, and a blessed reawakening of the earth to you, Pumpkin Hollowites! It's everyone's favorite time of year again. The snow is melting, the trees are budding, and the flowers are slowly starting to rise from their slumber and stretch their petals out. If you're just arriving to the island, you'll be seeing her in her prime, with the blessings of Serranai painting the world technicolor. Our main festival this time of year was Merrymeet, which has sadly already come and gone, but we look forward to welcoming you for our spring equinox potluck--- assuming it isn't ruined again by forces beyond our control, orchestrated by beings beyond our mortal comprehension.
We invite any newcomers, as with all those who came before you, to enjoy your stay at the Oak & Iron tavern inn while you settle in. (Or the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House, for the newly arrived youngsters.) Please stop by Town Hall to discuss opportunities for work and more permanent housing! All newcomers get 100 Brass in their pocket upon arrival, so we encourage you to take advantage of this as well. Reach out to your neighbors for help if you need it, and don’t forget to pick up your copy of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette whenever you need the local news!
SPRING WEATHER REPORT
By Phil Connors
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Put away your snow coats and take out your rain coats, folks; the long winter is finally at a close, and the cold snaps are giving way to fresh fields. Early in the season the lingering cool weather will give us some lovely dewy mornings and dramatic sunrises as the days get longer. Expect balmy temperatures and lush growth as we get closer to summer. Rainbows are also likelier to occur this time of year than any other: we’ll be seeing regular rain showers throughout the season to help wash away all our winter slush and perk up those flowers, to the pleasure of all the birds who needed a shower anyway, and the dismay of all the insects who haven’t invented umbrellas yet. Be sure to jump on your spring cleaning earlier than later. Everyone likes a fresh start, and knowing this island, it’s probably going to send a monster that lives in piles of dust and unfolded laundry or something.
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT, PUMPKIN HOLLOW!
By Mettaton
Break out your broomsticks!
It's time for Spring Cleaning, darling readers! You know what that means? Well, it apparently means we're all getting helpers this year for this task! How fortunate~ A local tribe of funny little fellows called "treasure elves" have made an agreement with Miss Dahlia Leeds and offered to assist everyone with cleaning their living spaces or shops! This rambunctious group of fuzzy, bunny-earred, pointy toothed girls are eager motivate and help you! In fact, they insist. Why, their small size and boundless energy is perfect for reaching every little nook and cranny. They'll chase away those dustbunnies in no time!
As their species' name suggests though, you may want to check your belongings after they're done, especially if you didn't accept their offer. (How utterly heartless of you to turn away these cuties!)
FLORAL FRUSTRATIONS MOUNT DUE TO CURSED BOUQUETS
By Yorick Aberdeen
A gift or a warning?
The showers of early spring and late winter always bring spring flowers, and this year's transition of the seasons has brought the flowers directly to our doors! Lovely bouquets in vibrant assortments of flowers have been found at the doorsteps of our local townsfolk, assembled with care and placed in paper, vases, or decorative baskets.
Every rose has its thorns, though, and these flowers are no exception - though seemingly mundane in nature, these marvelous medleys seem to carry with them some manner of curses. The effect varies by bouquet, as we here at the Gazette have heard. Some effects are as mild as being somewhat disorienting, and others have been as severe as the recipient finding themselves lost in the wilderness, or even earning the vicious attention of our local wildlife.
There seem to be some commonalities between certain flowers, but this reporter never did manage to learn the language of florists. Any members of our community who may have insight onto this matter are encouraged to arrange a meeting at Town Hall to share what they know! One detail could be all the difference for the fate of your neighbors.
CAN YOU DIG IT? ARCHEOLOGICAL MARVEL FOUND ON NORTH END
The stuff of legends.
By Timothy Stoker
A small flood near Eeltooth Lagoon to the north caused enough of a shift to partially expose the skull of a fossilised dragon. A massive and shocking discovery, this has led to the organisation of Pumpkin Hollow's first archeological dig. Dr. Elias Coldwood leads the charge, with Dahlia Leeds and the Historical Society footing the bill, but without access to the academic organisations on the mainland, it seems the dig site is shy of its most important feature--- diggers. If you're interested in volunteering to help with the excavation of this enormous ancient dragon and helping make global history right here on Marrow Isle, sign-ups are taking place at Town Hall and are projected to have open availability all through the end of May! Helping out is also incentivised--- any treasure from the dragon's hoard that isn't substantially historically relevant enough to be taken for preservation is up for grabs to anyone who lends a hand.
That said, it is worth mentioning that folks who have already been involved with the dig to some extent have reported "strange things" happening around the dig site, particularly after dark. Reports vary somewhat, but like many things around Pumpkin Hollow, the dig site does appear to be haunted in some capacity. Be careful to keep your wits about you while digging, and if you are an occult specialist, it's worth knowing that there are also sign-ups to study the paranormal activity as well. Happy digging!
DECEPTION AT LAKE SAL-CO-PENN TURNS DEADLY SWEET
By Melanie King
You do not recognize the lover in the water.
There are certain hazards on the island that we all learn to ignore, after a while, and one of those is the horrifically cursed Lake Sal-Co-Penn, out in Lockwood Forest. Ever since June of 16:53, the lake has been host to a dangerous illusion of bodies in the water that appear, to any unfortunate visitors, to be people you know. Those who attempt to rescue these individuals by entering the lake very rarely make it out unscathed, dragged into the depths by whatever really inhabits the bodies in the water.
Of course, by now, most people know the pattern and how to avoid being lured in. Good, news right? Wrong! It seems in response to an increasing lack of victims, the lake's behaviour has changed. Reports now reaching us from victims and bystanders say that they have witnessed living bodies in the water, seemingly beckoning you to walk in and join them with the faces of loved ones. People you trust. The results of following them is the same.
Do not trust anyone you see in the lake. Do not look at their face. Do not follow them. This is the only warning I can give you. The rest is up to you.
WICKED WEDDING BELLS (AND A RAVENOUS REGISTRY)
By Timothy Stoker
A charming engagement photo sent to the radio station.
Ahh, spring time. Season of fertility and romance. And for some, the perfect time for a wedding. We already saw one wedding over Merrymeet, our early spring festival, and several new engagements are floating around if the rumors hold any water, which means that there are weddings yet to come. It's an exciting time for many couples! Including one couple you already know. A shy dust-bowl boy meets an elegant, mysterious girl with a surprisingly high body count, and the rest is history…
Yes, that's right, Yuki-Onna and the Dirt Man have marked the date for their wedding in May. I'm sure many of you remember the bossa nova playing demon cowboy who would break into our homes in the dead of night and kidnap anyone who didn't leave him an offering of loose dirt under their pillow that plagued the island several years ago, right? Well, the murderous snow spirit who was looking for love this past winter has finally met her perfect match, and wedding bells are ringing!
Don't bother saving the date, of course. None of us are invited, as it's meant to be a "close, intimate ceremony for family and close friends only". But they did kindly release a statement to the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette that they only somewhat threatened us into publishing, which states that they do expect everyone on the island to supply wedding gifts, "or else." While they didn't elaborate on what that meant, they were very descriptive about their wish list, which includes, "warm-weather clothing and beach supplies for the honeymoon, home goods, bath towels, skin care items, baby supplies and nursery decor, high-quality soil, interesting rocks, or just money."
Couple of bridezillas, if you ask me, but considering their unsettling history, it's probably wise to pony up. Though they didn't exactly explain how they would be collecting these items, so… I guess just keep something on hand? Good luck, all. However, it does seem that they'll be leaving the island permanently after they get married, so at least come summer we'll be able to rest easy knowing these two will no longer be breathing down our necks. Congratulations to the happy couple, and good riddance.
SOCIALIZE SWIFTLY FOR A GOOD CAUSE THIS SPRING
By Mettaton
A table for two, please!
A fun charity event from last year is making its return! The "Swift Social", held at the Festival Green every Wednesday evening. (Or the Oak & Iron in case of rain.) A reimagining of the classic speed-dating get-together, this particular event allows for all sorts of relationships, whether romantic or platonic! Sometimes people just need a little nudge to find the right companion. ♥
You're making friends/partners not just for yourselves, but for a good cause, darlings~ As with last year, all proceeds go to the medical community and the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House for Young Residents!
Thank you for reading!
Spring Cleaning
Per the meeting between a large, fluffy elf named Zimomo and Miss Leeds, the town is abuzz with life, the chattering of the smaller elves going from place to place and offering their assistance in your much needed spring cleaning fills the air. They seem friendly enough, if not a bit mischievous, and they appear to mean well... but looks can be deceiving. Perhaps its due to their limited knowledge of human languages? Or perhaps it's just the nature of elves in general. Or at least this sort of elves, who are a little different than the ones native to Concorde.
Should you accept their help, you'll have a lovely time working with them. Their attitude, energy, and willingness to have you work with them seems almost infectious, helping to motivate you until everything is sparkling! Why, you'll even find they leave you a gift the next morning for working with them — a small bag of various treasures: jewels, coins (unfortunately not Brass but they are very pretty), wood-made charms. It's entirely up to you what you do with these gifts but at the very least you should hang on to the charms. Though you may find yourself struggling to keep up with them as time goes on--- after all, cute little critters who may or may not have been bribed to help with cleaning by their elder brother with treats tend to have a lot of stamina. And you better not slack off either! If you have time to lean, you have time to clean! And also you're a lot taller than these little elves so can you please get your butt out of that chair and dust the high shelves???
Should you refuse their help, they will barge in anyways in a far less friendlier manner. They'll still get the job done, of course, but what you experience that night is less than pleasant. You'll wake up to nibble marks on your arms, your ankles, and even some of your belongings stolen! Maybe if you chase them down you can get your things back, but good luck catching them. Maybe it should be a team effort.
Also, Knuxie, a mod-helper who had the idea for this prompt, has kindly offered to write the treasure elves for a handful of threads! Please mark your prompt as being open to these threads if you are interested. Maybe you can mark them as "OTLBB"? (translation: Open to Labubu) You can also ping Knuxie in the discord server if you're a member!
Flower Deliveries
Knock knock! You've got a delivery! It's a beautiful bouquet, apparently from a secret admirer or mysterious friend. How exciting! Unfortunately, each of these bouquets comes with a magical curse attached, whose nature is hinted at by the flowers chosen. See, since this a Victorian era setting, floriology is all the rage these days, so the flowers you receive have hidden meanings which will clue you in. Here's the different bouquets available, and what they do:Amaryllis - "Forsaken" - Those who receive a bouquet of amaryllis flowers will find that the next time they go to sleep, they'll wake up in some remote location on the island. The wilderness? A boat off the shore of the beach? Some forgotten mineshaft? The world is your extremely inconvenient oyster. Maybe you can find someone else who's lost to join you on your trek home.There are 10 total curses, so roll a D10 to randomize your misery or choose your favorite way to suffer, and feel free to take some artistic liberties with how they manifest to emphasize horror or shenanigans to your taste. Unless otherwise stated, the duration of the curse is up to you. Have fun!
Begonia - "Beware" - Recipients of these beautiful begonias will quickly discover that the cost of this lovely display is running afoul of some terrible creature the next time they're out and about. The nature of the beast is up to the player, so long as it's sufficiently dangerous as to risk injury or even death. (Don't worry, you'll be back tomorrow, good as new.)
Belladonna - "Silence" - A flower whose name means "beautiful woman," but whose reputation as a poison precedes her. You're not at risk of death with this bouquet, but you'll be as silent as the grave, as receiving this curses you with the inability to use your voice for 24 hours.
Borage - "Bluntness" - This darling little flower is more common in bee and butterfly gardens than bouquets, but should you receive a bundle of them, you'll find yourself a little more honest than usual. Maybe a little too honest, in fact, as you'll be blurting out "inside thoughts" at inopportune moments, and they'll come out meaner than you'd prefer. Tell us how you really feel, why doncha.
Columbine - "Foolishness" - Receiving a bouquet of lovely columbine flowers will fill your head with fog and whimsy, and maybe make you a little wobbly. Affectionate, silly, and totally out of it, you'll probably seem a bit drunk. But at least it's the fun kind of drunk?
Crocus - "Youth" - These flowers are so lovely, they'll take a few years off you--- literally. Get your hands on this bouquet and turn back the clock, transforming into a younger version of yourself. Whether you're a rowdy teenager, a younger kid, or a toddler who needs constant adult care will vary from person to person, as well as how much the transformation impacts things like memory.
Tansy - "Hostility" - It's like being struck by Cupid's bow, but he used the wrong arrows. Receiving a bouquet of tansy flowers will cause you to instantly fall in hate with a random person. It's not meant to be permanent, but depending on how far it ends up going, you might just have an enemy for life!
Gladiolus - "Victory" - Ever wondered what it'd be like to become a fairy tale knight? Wonder no longer--- with a delivery of these sword-like flowers, you'll become convinced of your knightly status. Fight for the honor of innocent civilians, challenge ruffians to duels, go on honorable quests, and take oaths of loyalty to people, places, objects--- whatever strikes your gallant fancy. (Think Sir Didymus from the Labyrinth. Feel free to go totally over the top.)
Lotus - "Enlightenment" - Recipients of these delicate flower arrangements will find themselves enlightened to the point of detriment. Become burdened with great and terrible revelations, and know far, far too much for your own good. Some of the information you obtain by force may not even be true, but you'll have a terribly hard time telling the difference.
Zinnia - "Constancy" - For this bouquet's curse, we decided to bring back a beloved classic from one of our very first TDMs! Recipients of zinnias will find that no matter where they go or what they do, at an inopportune time, there will be a goat present. Sometimes several. It might not even be the same goat each time. But that goat will always want one thing--- blood. For an indeterminate length of time, zinnia recipients will be cursed to suffer from random goat attacks.
Fossil Dig
The fossil dig can be found, as Tim mentioned, along the eastern edge of Eeltooth Lagoon to the north of the island. Located shallowly off the treeline of Lockwood Forest, the lagoon itself is situated on the Bluffs, which means that the edges of the shoreline are sheer rock faces raised up off the water by a fair distance. While jumping into the lagoon is technically safe, getting out will prove difficult, and it is also quite close to the notorious Ripjaw Falls, so tread carefully.The dig site is an encampment with tents set up for people to just stay there overnight, as it is quite a substantial hike back to town, and takes up about the space of a baseball field if you include the dragon, which seems to have died laying directly on top of its treasure pile. Typical. There are many treasures to be found here, however, and while some of them will need to be taken for study, there are plenty that are just completely up for grabs!
Unfortunately, though, another thing this dragon had been hoarding was lost souls, which have now been freed by the dig. Many of them are just confused and traumatized, wandering aimlessly around the dig site in various degrees of visibility, reliving their deaths or other traumatic memories. Others, however, are vengeful, and looking to terrorize anyone they can find with horrifying visions. Some are even capable of genuine harm.
Anyone who completes a thread at the dig site consisting of at least 10 tags total (5 from each player) can pick a prizes from this handy dandy pinboard. You get one item for a day time/digging thread and three for a night time/paranormal experience thread! Duplicates are fine (i.e. you can get the same item someone else does) and the reward can only be redeemed as many times as desired, but be aware that these items aren't enchanted nor can they be traded for money, and they are for aesthetic purposes only. Also it's worth mentioning that a 10-tag thread is conveniently our AC length, so you'll still get a payout if you're a permanent player, or if you become one!
Lake Sal-Co-Penn [cw: drowning, hypnosis]
Lake Sal-Co-Penn first became affected by the SCP-2316 back in June '23 and has been a background fixture of the game since then. You can see Lake Sal-Co-Penn on the setting map, deep in Lockwood Forest on the way up to Crane's Ridge. Until now its behaviour has mimicked the original SCP directly, but it's now taken on a new twist by using the illusion of living people.
The lure will take on the appearance of a loved one, beckoning you to join them in the water. Looking at this lure for more than a couple of seconds triggers a powerful cognitohazardous effect, drawing characters into the water by making them wholeheartedly believe that the lure is their loved one. More bodies will then appear, and the victim will be drowned. Once a character is under this effect, they will not be able to resist unless affected by an outside force—aka, another character helping them. But of course, helpers will also have to be careful not to be drawn in.
Any character that dies as a result of interaction with the lake will respawn after spending 24 hours as a ghost, as usual for the setting.
Wedding Gifts
On a prior summertime TDM, the Dirt Man became known for breaking into people's homes by night and dragging them from their homes to submerge them in a dirt pile under Crane's Ridge if they didn't leave an offering of a handful of dirt. On this past winter TDM, a Japanese snow spirit called the Yuki-Onna decided she was ready to settle down, and would threaten residents into dating her and attack them if the date was not to her liking. Sometime in between, the two met, fell in love, and decided to get married right away! What a beautiful love story.Except now they expect you, their victims, to foot the bill for their honeymoon, their new home, and their nursery for any impending progeny. How entitled.
In order to collect, the two of them will be going door to door by night. If one of them shows up to your door, you'd better pay up--- or pay the price. If it's the Dirt Man visiting, he'll likely drag you through the streets to the forest to be buried alive, while Yuki-Onna's methods are more varied. She might fill your home with snow and ice and freeze your door shut, leaving you for dead, or she might try to drag you to the river or the sea and drown you with icy hands that sting you with frostbite and make it harder to struggle. Or she might just stab you, that happens too.
So what can a friend do? If you're looking to help one of the pair's victims, you can either try to fight them off, trick them, or fork over your own gift to buy the other person some time. If someone's frozen into their home, you can also help them escape! These two monsters may be making a silly request, but their dangerous tendencies are no joke.
Swift Social
Under the Swift Social toplevel posted from the mod account, join the fun by posting a starter with the provided code to create a profile card! Then comment on someone else’s starter with one of the following icebreaker questions to get started:Which would be more surprising to see on your doorstep, a unicorn or a walrus?Be advised that you must post a comment with your profile card so that any Swift Social partners you have can reference it for your age and preferences.
If you could commit any crime with no consequences, what would it be?
If you were caught in a trap and the only way to escape from it with your life was to do something genuinely impressive, what would be your approach?
If you had to live on only one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
If you were held at knife point and instructed by your assailant that you must call someone on their sending stone, and if they do not answer, you die, who would you call?
Which would be most frightening to encounter in a dark alley: a ghost, an alien, or a horse?
If you could have any wish granted for you, no matter how big or small, what would it be? (Cannot ask for more wishes, that’s cheating!)
What’s a subject that you could confidently teach an hour-long class on with no preparation?
If you could instantly become an expert in any skill, what would you choose?
Make your own!
Dr A. T. Menelikov | OC
Pronouns: he/him
Seeking: friendship, though not averse to other kinds of close relationships. I am an iron rose, meaning I am a man who is primarily interested in men, but I am also open to other options. I am in an open marriage, and I suppose fall under "polyamorous".
Fun Fact: Those are extra eyes. All six of them, making eight in total. They're quite rudimentary. Also, mine husband assures me this is indeed a *fun* fact: I am a successful regicide.
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South might look a little bit deer-in-the-headlights at being sat down opposite Anzu, for reasons that are probably mostly obvious to him specifically. Jumpy type of patient she'd been. "Heyyy, doc."
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"Evening, darling," Anzu says, easily. "'S good to see thee out in the world."
He's smiling, trying to keep concern out of his expression. He wishes not to make South's night unpleasant. But he's a small town doctor now, and he really does have to try and engage with his patients socially, outside of them being his patients.
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"Yeah, well, y'know, I'm feeling less like dogshit, so—" she shrugs, with the kind of affected looseness that's not actually that relaxed. "Now Haley's bullying me into being a person."
'Bullying' being a very specific, very gay kind of bullying she very much enjoys, actually, but she's not going to say that.
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Even if South's not saying what kind of bullying it is, Anzu's also gay and he can make some very educated guesses about what she might mean. But he's absolutely not going to tell her that.
"I'm glad thou'rt feeling better," he says, gently. "And I'm well flattered that thou decided to come talk to me, nu?"
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Wow, rude. Stop doing that, MTT."How do they affect your vision?"
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Anzu snorts with good-natured amusement.
"Not very much at all, darling," he says. "Not in this form, at least. I have to wear a sleep mask to cover them, when I sleep, since they can pick up the difference between light and dark ... but ah. In dim enough light, it matters very little."
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"Then... You're also not human?"
A silly question, perhaps, but it's hard to tell for Mettaton when it comes to humanoid looking people.
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"Ah, yes," Anzu says, and then winces. "Nu. That might rather give one the wrong impression. But oy, so would answering no, we are human. I'd never heard the word before coming to the Hollow."
He's a little relieved that Mettaton just outright asked him.
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Anzu giggles.
"Hah! No, darling, not rude at all," he says, easily. "Same reason why he has red hair and mine was black before it went grey. And I believe he has either three or five eyes. Or five and seven, if one wishes to be rude about his spectacles."
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"Where does he keep the rest of 'em?"
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"By some, he has three ocelli, by others, only one," Anzu says. "My bridegroom is, ah, eccentric, but not so eccentric as to carry disembodied eyeballs on his person. And, feh. Our kind rarely grow eyes on places other than the face. Not, ah. Not when we look more or less like ... ah. One supposes here one would say humans."
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Given the person who just sat down across from Anzu also has a series of eyespots dotting his face -- albeit smaller and much more freckle-like -- that's probably the "fun fact" he's referencing and not the regicide. Probably.
(After all, trying to kill a president isn't regicide! And Gaeta wasn't successful either way.)
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Anzu raises an eyebrow. His first assumption is that Gaeta does mean the regicide thing, but then he notices the eye-spots. Interesting. Those are, he's pretty sure, an aftermarket feature for Gaeta.
"Yes, darling," he says. "Since, ah. Since birth, at least. But unless I'm mistaking thee for someone else entirely, I do believe that thou arrived'st here with somewhat fewer eyes than at present."
He's quite sure he's not mistaking Gaeta for anyone else. He heard the uneven tread of Gaeta's footsteps just a minute before, and there's only one person on the island who's got a prosthetic leg and is likely to be at a social event like this.
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"Got the new ones in October," he says. Anzu hasn't spun any threads that'd indicate he's a Web Avatar, too; he can't imagine someone being outright born into the Web anyway. Maybe he's like that teenager in the dorms who literally climbs the walls sometimes. "It's... been an adjustment. You were born with yours?"
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"As was my twin sister, darling," says Anzu. "Inherited from our mama's side of the family. Not too unusual — Leyb has three eyes, or five. If one discounts the spectacles, of course."
He's very curious as to how come Gaeta's just grown extra eyes, though from the lack of the familiar luminescence, he suspects Gaeta's eyes come from a different root cause. Of course, Gaeta's general mien has changed lately — much like Qingqiu's, it has sharpened and brought some things into focus, and imparted an almost Silver'd air.
He has no real idea what's going on there. Qingqiu's been dodging the subject, and neither he nor Leyb have seen fit to pin him down and make him tell them what the hell's going on. It has not seemed necessary.
But knowing that such knowledge would neither make nor break anything important has not dampened his curiousity, all the same.
But he won't ask, not just yet. He wishes not to come off like he is interrogating Gaeta. This is meant to be a social get-together, after all.
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Re: Dr A. T. Menelikov | OC
"Would you believe you're not the first king-killer I've met?" she starts as she sits down. "Her king was already dead at the time, but I believe it still counts."
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Anzu cocks his head to one side, like a curious bird, studying Tamiyo.
"I would believe it, darling," he says, finally, cracking a smile. "And yes, ah. I do believe it counts, to kill one what should, by all rights, be already dead. Such matters are, ah, my real job. I am not no professional king-killer, nu?"
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"It seems like an unstable profession, professional king-killing. Always demand but so much competition. You are not the first necromancer either, though you are by far the most pleasant. You could teach Vess some tact."
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Anzu inclines his head, acknowledging the compliment.
"Ordinarily, back home, I would make some comment about bedside manner, darling," he says. "But ah. Since arriving here, I have learned that medical necromancy is something of a niche, and rather rare outside of the world I was born on. I take it Vess is likely not no doctor."
He pauses to think it over, and adds, "or, ah. One supposes Vess could be a terrible doctor, but that is too melancholy a thought for tonight, nu?"
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Anzu beams.
"I should say it would count, nu?" he says. "One must try hard and truly wound a monarch's feelings, to accomplish such a feat. Though, ah ... I am sorry the consequences for thy skill and daring were ... nu—"
He gestures, drawing a finger across his throat.
"That is how thou ended up here, isn't it? A ruler what would revoke a jester's privilege likely would revoke it terminally, at least in my assumptions."
His tone is light throughout, and his expression kind. He is taking pains to put Pomni at her ease, since even a casual glance told him that she's positively writhing out of her skin with uncertainty and with nerves.
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Anzu waves a hand rather noncommittally — rocking his left hand side to side, as if to indicate well, kind of.
"I usually hear the term in connection with computing, darling," he says. "Though one supposes thou'rt talking about something other than word processing and accounting programs. I am, ah. Familiar enough that were thou to attempt an explanation, the effort would not be wasted."