"Because she's living part-time with her other girlfriend. Who is also, like her, some sort of monster."

Melanie has just enough restraint to not go damn, girl, you sure know how to pick 'em or from wondering aloud if this is a sign that Basira has the most specific type in the world.

"Basira, with respect: you are straight up living out the kind of drama you'd find in a supernatural lesbian erotica on kindle unlimited."