"Uh-huh," Melanie says, deadpan. Wow they are all complete hot messes, aren't they—she's not even ruling herself out of that, even if she has been trying to get less so. "Look, this is coming from the woman who had to go through non-consensual surgery and start going to therapy before I got it together enough to figure things out with Georgie: you have got to escape the lesbian situationship trap before it comes to— gnawing your own leg off or something, I don't know that metaphor got away from me rather quickly."