"Not my fault you lost half your u's in the Revolution," he teased, knowing full well that wasn't quite the case. In fact, it had been England's accent that had changed if we're being completely historically accurate. But it was fun to banter with Americans anyway.

Before too long, the Oak & Iron came up on there left. "Here we are. Biggest tavern in town. The rooms are nice enough. Food's good. Beer sucks a little but in a charming, rustic kind of way."