Alice snorts a laugh. Okay, she's kinda gotta appreciate this guy's brand of humour.

"If my try-hard co-worker was here she'd rattle off your whole case number for filing." Dramatic sigh. "Me, I've been working there going on ten years and have actively tried not to memorise the damn things. Hasn't worked. But Sam's basically still a newborn baby compared to my crotchety arse. And he wouldn't even have the job if I didn't nepo baby him in."