Alice snorts. "Right 'cuz weird hair colour's totally never been proper goth. Look, mate, I'll have you know I used to have a new hair colour every freakin' week in my twenties and it looked shit. I've done my time in the hackjob mines. I've earned my right to be a basic bitch with an ombre."

The ridiculousness of having this back and forth whilst she's hanging over an invincible dirt man's shoulders is not lost on her. Is that enough to stop her? Absolutely not.