"Evil can be quite tricky, yes." It's a good thing he doesn't really have facial expressions because he would not be able to keep a straight face during this conversation. "Generally they plot in secret, only revealing themselves when it's far too late, you must remain ever vigilant."

He's imagining patio umbrellas going through peoples doors and houses, fluttering open like some murderous beach cocktail.

"Are there others that share your dedication?"