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🌹 certified 20 lorenz hellman gloucester 🌹 ([personal profile] hotproblems) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2024-07-14 09:00 pm (UTC)

jar of dirt

Lorenz didn't technically come here to purchase dirt. Technically he came here to Investigate(tm) this place Claude has been working at, which mostly consists of peering at a bunch of shelves and not really, uh, getting it? He doesn't actually know much about apothecary business, all things considered... surely the untoward items (literal poison) wouldn't be on the shelves...

In any case, he's lingering, and he's looking at dirt now. Goddess help him, but it's kind of humiliating how rose-scented dirt kind of makes the whole "dirt man pillow time" thing feel less... atrocious? Awful?

However, once he's read the little label, he can't help but turn and ask, "Surely he can see through jars. Would he not help himself regardless?"

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