"Nay, while I hath considered joining such a group upon mine arrival to this noble isle, I found that justice was required elsewhere." Said elsewhere is a seaweed farm, which admittedly does not make as good of an impression as an introduction. "Though, I still keep a keen eye for evil lurking in mine travels! Such villains could be anywhere, even on these pristine beaches. Even such tiny crustaceans as these!"

"And verily, they hath stolen a most precious pin from mine possession. Though they may be smaller in stature than even mineself, they bear immense greed in their tiny crab hearts! I hath heard many a tale of them pilfering their ill-gotten gains from the innocent, and it seems they hath finally preyed upon me when I saw fit to relax! I'd tracked down the perpetrator and stumbled upon this scene unfolding! I simply could not sit by idly as they hath attempted a pincer attack against thee!" Don says all of this with a bold smile, not even taking in the absurdity of the situation at all. To her, she'd saved an innocent passerby under attack from a gang of thieves.