"Great to hear that freedom of the press still exists as a concept in 2015." Wow, another one from the future. Is he the only transplant around here that didn't get to see the new millennium?

"I got good news for you, you're talking to one. Commander John Crichton, at your service. In another life, I was mission commander for the Farscape-One project through I.A.S.A. Wrote, tested, and proved my own theory." Though, the 'proved' part was, shall we say, unorthodox.