"I'd never disrespect a professional like that, sir vampire," River protests with just a hint of mischief. "Both out of genuine respect and because, to be frank, being stupid enough to try and seduce a whore is much like going down in history as being stupid enough to try and bribe a dragon. This -" another gentle squeeze, "is your art."

Listen. River hasn't been fucked in nearly a year now, and she likes what she feels. Her cheeks get a kiss of pink, but she's still in control. "...If I had certain supplies this'd be easy, unlock the back door, but none of that was in my pockets when I stepped off the ferry. So...your bona fides as a gentleman, sir?"