Jeff tilts his head and considers the answers, letting out an awww at the notion of Tony the Tiger being a provider. "I bet he gives great hugs..." Sigh. "You got me to change up my own answers, dude. I was totally gonna kill Tony and marry the Cap'n for, like, his money? But now I can't do it." As if any of this is totally real!

"Vampires are totally sexy, though," he nods. "I bet Count Chocula's got, like, centuries of experience."