"Oh Jesus, where do I begin," Milo muttered, raking a hand through his hair. "Well, uh... It's kind of a long story, but I got stabbed."

He hoped he would not have to explain at length that he was afflicted with a supernatural curse that caused him to have to cut off his own arm, which grew into an evil clone of himself after being buried in the ground and proceeded to do the stabbing, but he imagined he'd have to talk about it at some point.