"Now that you say it it does sound like a conspiracy. Which'd make 'em not all that innocent. There's layers to this never before seen."

She snorts a laugh and finally sits back mostly normally. "Oh I was definitely bringing all the glamour and fun to that musty old office. But the only valuable life experience they got outta me was all the potential they sucked from my soul like the least sexy kind of vampire ever, reducing me to naught but a particularly lush cog in their machine."

She's saying it like it's a joke but, well...