"And you didn't think it was a conspiracy of abnormal individuals trying to redefine normality?"

That's what he would've thought, anyway.

"Ah well. I'm sure someone's already given you the speech about town hall and all- one of my friends works there, she says it's not an awful job. Fever- looks like Lana Turner lost a fight with a lawnmower in a freckle factory, can't miss her. But hey- I'm sure you supplied all three to that rotting pinkie toe, eh?"