"Awwww, sweetums," your hair is being ruffled, Sam, please do not resist, "you can't be that unlucky when you get to be the very adorable sidekick to the coolest girl this side of the multiverse that apparently actually forreal exists. Even if you do keep tripping and falling into manky holes metaphorically and now physically."
She pats his head twice before removing her hand entirely.
"Look. It's not like I've got any nepotism shaped bones to throw out here, but these folks do seem pretty desperate. So long as you don't try and convince them you can do hard labour it can't be that hard to fumble your way into something."
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"Awwww, sweetums," your hair is being ruffled, Sam, please do not resist, "you can't be that unlucky when you get to be the very adorable sidekick to the coolest girl this side of the multiverse that apparently actually forreal exists. Even if you do keep tripping and falling into manky holes metaphorically and now physically."
She pats his head twice before removing her hand entirely.
"Look. It's not like I've got any nepotism shaped bones to throw out here, but these folks do seem pretty desperate. So long as you don't try and convince them you can do hard labour it can't be that hard to fumble your way into something."