notinflictthem: (Hunter)
"Hawkeye" Pierce ([personal profile] notinflictthem) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2024-04-20 10:35 am (UTC)

"IT DOESN'T HAVE A DELI!?" his horror is genuine.

"Where do you go for lunch?! Who greets you with complete disdain the moment you walk in the door?! Not to mention the sensuous interplay of vinegar and mayo on soft white bread, the crispness of lettuce like a hundred dollar bill, the rich unctuous saltiness of preserved meat! Whitefish with onions and sour cream! Pickles! Not a single deli in your whole city?!"

Oops that was a mistake, now he's hungry.

"You had lunch yet, kid?"

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