"Don't need a surname when people will remember the name," and he will swiftly move on from that like that isn't dorky as hell.

"Car guy, ehn? Sucks for you to be here when all there is is like. Horses and carriages. Unless you can work out a convertible carriage. My ehn- I had a friend back home who had a... fuck it wasn't a Washington but I can't remember which president it was named after. I don't do cars. And I respect it but also, When Doves Cry? Iconic."

Maybe it does like the name. Maybe evil lurks deep in the heart of this rooster and Darcy has seen into the depths of his soul. Or maybe more likely he just likes the attention.

"Kingdoms will tremble from my wraaaaath" he voices the little guy, y'know like how you do voices when your pets 'talk'. He's already got the hang of it.