"Should I even make the 'I'd rather you held something else against me' joke or is it too obvious?"

Hawk has nothing to hide. He might be skinny and kinda stick-shaped but Hawkeye has never had an issue with his appearance- it's hard to when he gets acquainted with so many fine people so regularly. Upon being safely out of the springs, he sidles up to fever, a hand around her waist, and nuzzles into her neck.

"I don't know if arbor day has passed back home or not, but I'd happily do you up against a tree anyway."