yournewsidekick: (cat: point of order)
Nimona ([personal profile] yournewsidekick) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2024-03-31 09:42 pm (UTC)

"Aw, thank you," chirps Nimona, pressing a paw to her chest as she bats her eyelashes at Edgar.

She drops the act pretty quick, though, as she turns a circle in Edgar's lap so she can give Max her full attention. "Okay, in Nepeta's defense, I bet wasn't just sex. It was probably all sorts of romance stuff. Trolls have, like, a bajillion different things that count as romance." A pause. "Ooooor just four things, whatever, anyway -- she was probably also tracking really tight friendships, mortal enemies, this three-party relationship where one person's gotta stop the other two from killing each other..." She shrugs. "I'd need a gigantic love wall too if I was into that stuff. And it wasn't just you! It was everybody on the ship!"

That... probably does not make it better, Nimona.

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