"It was the most cursed computer system on God's green earth and yet y'know what, I think I'm almost gonna miss ol' Freddie. He's one of the only thing that's been there longer than I was."

Exaggeratedly dramatic sigh. "Anyway, you know anyone around here looking for someone who's only marketable skills involve being the funniest person in the room and keeping most of her sanity in the face of tedious admin tasks—"

She gestures vaguely at herself with a hand that's still holding dried berries, then pops some into her mouth.