"So what I'm hearing is, you're some kinda reverse vampire." Erin flashes a far more winsome grin before leaning back. "Can't believe you would try to claim membership in the vampire club when you've been set from suck to blow."

How big is Spaceballs in the UK?

"So, any plans aside from trading verbal shanks with a shapeshifting lesbian? Night jobs seem to be in short supply around here."