"Nah, see, being nocturnal gets you 'cute frog' at most," Erin counters. She's smiling, and it's downright anticipatory. "To hit vampire you've got two basic career tracks. Down the Carmilla one you suck women dry, but down the Dracula one you've gotta graduate from a magic school where the headmaster is Satan, so -"

Leaning in, hands on the bar, "- you got a fun story for me involving the Sorting Hat or nah?"