"It's not even the cyborg thing, it's all of it put together. Feels like I'm on a rerun of Nigel's SOS just waiting for the prank reveal, except I'd have to be famous, at least a good decade older, and back home for that."

Dramatic sigh. Fine, she'll play. "Aren't half the problems posed by shapeshifters solved by the shapeshifter not pretending they're not a shapeshifter?"