"Think it'll come up for Gwen or Celia?" Sam can't help but laugh, balking a little at the 'sexy lobster' comment.

"Oh oh, or do you think it'll be Chester or Norris who reads it out it it's a talker?" Yes he is distracting himself from thinking about the ramifications of what's going on by having a morbid little joke about their co-workers having to hear/read about how absolutely stupid Sam is.

Colin'd never let him live it down.