"Word of advice, Peter. Leave the guilt to the Catholics. They have more practice at it. You can't... take responsibility for anything bad that happens anywhere near you. Sometimes that's just life. Ugly, absurd, and out of anyone's control."

...

"That's why I became a doctor, because when I get told what I just said, I break out in hives."

The call is coming from inside the house on this one, at least.