It totally counts, if your idea of meet-cutes is underpinned by psychic trauma and yelling. Which it totally can if you're into that kind of thing.

"Or at least trying to put some distance between me n' it. It's not exactly working-" Dennis leans to keep himself between Jeff and the lake, shaking his head in the immediate, universal don't even think about it. "I don't know if you're cool with waterlogged bodies but just about everyone I ever met reeeally isn't into that."