cacophonish: MOPI (scene109201)
Jeff Calhoun ([personal profile] cacophonish) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2024-03-11 09:23 pm (UTC)

paradesium

Jeff was always more of an urban forager-- you know, dumpster diving, shoplifting, scoping out the best scenes for free or cheap goods-- but he figures that gives him some relevant experience here in this wild, verdant jungle.

Right?

Okay, maybe not. But he's still doing his best to forage for fruits and other edibles, anything to make it easier to get by as a vegetarian in Pumpkin Hollow. And what he's really on the lookout for, more than anything? A fucking avocado tree.

This boy's been craving guacamole since day one.

What he finds instead avocados? A weird alien dog covered in noodles.

You better believe Jeff touched that dog.

And now here he is, some indeterminate amount of time later, wandering the jungle with a big ol' smile on his face, pupils so dilated he probably looks like a cartoon character.

His reaction, when he very nearly trips over Fever? A nearly incoherent giggle fit, followed by, "Dude. Your hair looks like clouds."

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