"I am fighting a lifetime of soldiering to not make an infinite number of nailing puns right now." River reaches over and claps John on the shoulder. "I'll be by your place soonish to help you build an outdoor forge, something small. I trust you won't fuck with it too much until you've got training under your belt, but you're a grown-ass man, I'm sure you don't play with fire for a lark, right?"