littlesunshine: pls no steal (pic#16862627)
𐕣 𝕮𝖔𝖕𝖎𝖆 𝕰𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖚𝖘 𐕣 ([personal profile] littlesunshine) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2024-01-23 05:37 am (UTC)

He glares for a moment before laughing. "Cheeky lady, eh? Pardon me, let me go through my resume for you."

He licks a finger without breaking eye-contact and mimes flipping through pages.

"Witchcraft, necromancy, the summoning and taming of demons, music and lyrical composition, singing, various dance styles including ballet, cooking, costume design, staging, political diplomacy, ...church leadership. I'm also fluent in a handful of languages."

He would make great nightlight, if you wanted your nightlight to kind of look like a sleep paralysis demon stuck on a loading screen. "I know who to come to immediately when I have something worthy of your services."

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