Why, that's a lovely idea. César indeed wants to help. He grabs a large rock, gives it a few tosses around in his hand to get an idea of its general mass, and then chucks it directly into its mouth.
"Chew on this!"
Look, he spent a lot of angry teenage moments on the ranch throwing rocks and also learned to vaguely ballpark objects' mass with his hands.
When your scientist rolls a nat20
"Chew on this!"
Look, he spent a lot of angry teenage moments on the ranch throwing rocks and also learned to vaguely ballpark objects' mass with his hands.