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TDM #4 - Aurora Borealis Blitz [FIRST EDITION]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette January Issue

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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

1/10/24 | TDM #4 - AURORA BOREALIS BLITZ"
Content Warnings: "Further Details" section has independent CW labels.
Forecast: Heavy snow

BREAKING! REBUILDING HELP REQUESTED

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

The image?

A photo taken of the damage.

ACROSS PUMPKIN HOLLOW - City government is requesting aid with repairs to public buildings and local fixtures after the recent earthquakes on Tuesday, January 8th. While there was minimal damage to Town Hall itself, several important buildings sustained damage, including the Magpie National Bank, the South Train Station and the Clock Tower, which is now stuck with hands at 8pm.

Regarding the cause of the earthquake, local biologist Dr. Elias Coldwood was heard to say “There's never been seismic activity here.” And he’s a scientist, so he would know! But clearly this is no longer the case. Perhaps Pumpkin Hollow has a mysterious tiny civilization underground worshiping a destroyer god, planning to attack through the bowling alley, the moment we create a bowling alley. Perhaps not. More on this story as it unfolds, faithful readers.

In the meantime, volunteers to help with the damage to city buildings are invited to meet with Mayor Hellen Poe for assignments.

ANNUAL AURORA IN NORTHERN SKY

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

An artist's rendition of last year's view.

ABOVE MARROW ISLE - Midwinter is upon us! That means it’s the time of year when our skies light up with the technicolor gleam of the arctic north! Those looking northward between the hours of 10pm and 2am should be able to see beautiful curtains of bright green, blue, purple, and pink lighting up the sky above the island. If you plan to go outside to view the lights rather than looking from your window, please make sure you travel in a group and carry a lantern. May it be ever lit!

HOROSCOPES

By Cecil Gershwin Palmer

The image?

What do the stars say about you today?

Capricorn: Do you feel as if you’ve lost something? If not, it’s wise to double-check. Perhaps it’s not something like a button or a key, but your sense of wonder or your self-confidence. Remember, things tend to be in the last place you look.

Aquarius: Something about the year ending made you feel lighter, like taking off a heavy wool coat. Ride this burst of energy as far as it will take you, because the shiny of a fresh beginning tends to wear off quickly.

Pisces: Don’t worry, I don’t believe what everyone says behind your back. You’re not too sensitive or too naive. They’re just jealous. Really, most of the time when they’re whispering, it’s not even about you.

Aries: You’re the sort of warm individual that babies and animals are drawn to. Unfortunately, this may include hungry wolves and swarms of insects. But don’t let that bring you down! We need that sort of personality around here.

Taurus: There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the best, until you work to stop others from also being the best. That’s called cheating and may lead to you being disqualified from competitions. If you get caught, that is.

Gemini: You know those riddles about the two guards, one who always tells the truth and one who always lies? Well, everyone hates those riddles with a passion. You’ll see for yourself, soon.

Cancer: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Leo: Your incandescent personality often makes you the center of attention. However, that’s not the only thing about you that glows. Moths may flock to you in the dark this week, and so might children afraid to sleep with the lights out.

Virgo: Be careful with your words–they aren’t just the precursors to your deeds, but the manifestation of your will. This is not a week for idioms and metaphors, not for you. Even something like bemoaning a lack of spoons may make eating cereal harder.

Libra: You are, inevitably, the first one heard to say a situation isn’t fair. And it’s not, nor will it ever be. Instead of getting upset, have you ever considered getting revenge? That’s usually more satisfying in the long run.

Scorpio: Ugh, Scorpios. The position of Venus means your usually volatile emotions will be in the doldrums instead. Enjoy this while it lasts I guess. Who knows if you’ll ever experience such peace again, given, well. You’re kind of an emotional mess and no one likes you.

Sagittarius: There will never be another day like today. You must strive to make the day everything you want it to be. No mistakes, now! Consider your choices very carefully. Consider your choice to consider, very carefully.

SUNFIRE'S HEARTH

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

A photo of Mayor Poe's cats, Toffee and Butter, enjoying the view.

ASSORTED LOCATIONS - As the coldest part of the year settles over our fair isle, it is time for Sunfire’s Hearth--- an informal celebration of bonfires and hearth flames, for those unfamiliar! For the months of January and February, a raised platform for bonfires will be lit on weekends, and restaurants and taverns across town will keep their fireplaces lit. Unlike many of our other festivities, there is no structured celebration--- simply make some time during this time to bask in the warmth of a fire! You can even celebrate at home.

An additional benefit of this time of year is that Merrymeet is well on its way. So take this time and get snuggly in front of a fire with your special person to get in the mood for romance! (Or they could be platonic snuggles. Whatever suits you best.)

LOCAL ALCHEMIST REPORTS MISSING POTION

By Yorick Aberdeen

The image?

Some of Mx. Sallek's usual stock. Could stand to have better labels./p>

LOCATION UNCERTAIN - Early Monday morning, local alchemist Aeryn Sallek reported that a large container of magical potion has been swapped with another, and it would seem that the mistaken jug has been sent out for delivery. According to Mx. Sallek, they sent a number of jugs out for delivery in a case with our local delivery extraordinaire, Sam Porter Bridges. The jugs were meant to contain a harmless, potable freeze-resistance potion for our town’s various water sources, in the interest of keeping water reserves drinkable in sub-freezing winter weather. However, when they returned to the shop, one of these potions remained on their counter while a love potion they’d been working on went missing.

“‘Love potion’ is kind of a misnomer, honestly,” Mx. Sallek is quoted to have said on the matter. “But ‘emotional acuity’ potion doesn’t quite roll off the tongue. Basically what it actually does is enhance existing romantic desire and embolden the user to be emotionally open. But Yorick should already know all this, since he’s the one who ordered it.” [Editing note: don’t forget to cut the last part of that comment before publishing. Cecil, you don’t need to include personal statements directed at reporters from these interviews!]

It’s unclear which area of town this particular potion ended up being injected into the water source, but according to Mx. Sallek, the potion was not particularly intense to begin with. It should be significantly diluted as to be harmless. Still, if you notice any strange symptoms such as butterflies in your stomach, a desire to burst into song, or inexplicable yearning, please file a report with the Safety Board at your earliest convenience.

FOOD SHORTAGES PUT STRAIN ON ISLAND ECONOMY

By Yorick Aberdeen

MARKET DISTRICT - While there are many things to celebrate this time of year, Marrow Isle is not without its adversity. Over these past months, many new members of our community have arrived by ferry after our numbers remained small and stagnant for many years. And the presence of our newfound neighbors has been a boon to all of us. Many artisans have opened useful businesses, medical professionals have expanded our access to healthcare, and a new fishing vessel has taken to the seas. However, despite a few additions, our farming community remains quite modest and planting was not planned with such incredible new growth in mind.

The unfortunate result of this is that food reserves on the island this year are uncharacteristically low. As such, Town Council has made the difficult decision to allow for the temporary inflation of food prices and the rationing of food staples.

“We understand the hardship this will place on the residents of Pumpkin Hollow,” said Mayor Poe in a statement after this decision was made. “But please know that we are all in this together. We hope to be able to offer a better incentive package for those interested in farming in the coming springtime.”

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Further Details...
Aurora

The dead of winter sheds all colors of the trees and flowers across Marrow Isle, but tonight, there are no stark whites and grays and browns.

Tonight, in the sky sprawling with stars above the dreary town, there are lights.

Sprawling trails of violet and green twist and wave through the sky, brightening the earth below and the sea beyond Jack's Marina in magical colors. The return of the borealis is something many Pumpkin Hollowites look forward to, and their reactions are very clear: people scurry down to the shores to watch with wide eyes, many retrieve telescopes, and some even borrow the decks of ships, abandoned for the night at the docks, to watch the sights.

It doesn't take long for this to change, however; the sea nor land are safe from the curse, and it's made quickly apparent that the sky is no exception.

At first, the sight seems like none more than an illusion, perhaps someone blinking and missing a strange shift of the lights. A glimmering outline forms around a cluster of stars, only slightly harder than any of the lines that define the aurora's rays. Several of these shapes form, each array of stars different from the last, some larger, some smaller.

And then, the stars begin to fall.

Seeming to peel off the painted sky, the ebbing colors surrounding the starlight drop, crashing to the world below. Some fall to the streets and beaches, while others fall into the forest, leaving view, or drop into the sea, leaving splashes and waves in their wake that ensure any watching knows full and well that this is not a trick of the light. At first, these shapes are unmoving, glowing masses of aurora-light with stars shining brightly within them. Most townsfolk are uneasy, but this seems to pale in severity to the other disasters, even if they lack any idea of what it could mean for them.

That is, of course, until the masses begin to move.

Each one is as varied as the constellation it stole from the sky: stars form suggestions of skeletal structures, and their "flesh", only consisting of swimming lights and liquid sky that steals any lights around them. Two identical glowing shapes rise to a face finally taking form, and slowly, moving more like gel than animal as it rises to freshly-formed legs, it settles on the closest living thing it can find.

There is no calculation in it, nor what seems to be a glimmer of thought.

It simply lunges with intent to kill.

Horoscopes [CW: Altered emotional states ]

Cecil’s disconcerting horoscopes have the following effects for the next few days:

  • Capricorn: misplaced things, particularly small objects
  • Aquarius: zoomies!
  • Pisces: intense paranoia
  • Aries: Disney princess-like magnetism to local fauna
  • Taurus: insatiable perfectionism
  • Gemini: reversed truth values; lies come out honest, being honest sounds like a lie.
  • Cancer: Pandora-esque curiosity, to the point of personal detriment
  • Leo: radiant glow emanating from your person
  • Virgo: figurative speech is manifested into the world with its literal meaning
  • Libra: a particularly potent desire for revenge
  • Scorpio: numbing of emotions (can be counteracted by love potion, partially)
  • Sagittarius: incapacitating indecision
(Don’t know your character’s sign? Feel free to just decide on one!)

Love Potion [CW: Altered Emotional States ]

Unbeknownst to the townsfolk, the “love” potion ended up in the water supply of the Oak & Iron. As promised by Aeryn, it is thoroughly diluted, as its recipients believed it to be a normal freeze-resistance potion to be mixed with their water.

The effects are not particularly intense. However, anyone who drinks any of the tavern’s housemade ale or cider, drinks the coffee, or eats any food that might require water to cook will experience symptoms of “emotional acuity”. This involves feeling more emotionally open, more receptive to positive feelings about others, a strong desire for physical or verbal affection, and the intensification of romantic or sexual attraction that you might already be experiencing. It will last about half a day. Just in time to help potentially land you a date for Merrymeet, a flower and fertility festival in early spring!

Famine [CW: Starvation and food scarcity ]

Food rationing and inflation will have the following impact:

Grocery budgets for apped-in characters will be reduced in their efficacy. Basic groceries will be only the most minimal of staples. You will likely go hungry if you do not find a way to supplement this. Bountiful groceries will be reduced to the amount of food normally contained in basic. Lavish groceries will not be available at all. Your grocery choices from Activity Check are not able to be modified for this month unless otherwise stated.

Bonuses and Discounts associated with the Farmer and Fisherman jobs are also reduced. Level 1 bonuses will be reduced to standard, which is to say how they would function for a non-Farmer/Fisherman character during a normal, pre-famine month. (ex. Whereas normally a Level 1 Farmer would get free Basic groceries, they will now have to pay the 50 Brass, but do not have the efficacy of Basic groceries reduced as described above.) Level 2 bonuses will be reduced to that of a Level 1 Farmer/Fisherman. (ex. Whereas a Level 2 Fisherman would normally be able to have Bountiful groceries discounted to 50 Brass, they now must pay full price for Bountiful groceries. However, they can still get Basic groceries for free and don’t suffer from the famine induced efficacy reduction for either budget.)

Oak & Iron Residents will only be able to receive bland, repetitive meals with their food vouchers consisting of simple broth, plain bread, bland potato dishes, and the like. It is enough to be fed and comfortable but it is incredibly unsatisfying. (This includes all new characters that are not apped-in.) Drinks, however, are still plentiful.

Characters who do not eat will find that their respective sources of fuel will be reduced to just barely enough to keep them functional, provided that they ration carefully. (Ex. Transformers may want to be less active. Vampires will find that victims cannot handle excessive blood loss without fainting and generally prefer to stay home.)

Characters who were present to fight the Mother Crab back in late summer and chose to can some of their crab can use it now!

Hunting, foraging, and fishing can help reduce the impact of these reductions, and people can share their food. You can absolutely die of starvation. After Merrymeet in February, food will return to normal.

pineapplesalmon: (worried words)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
César feels useless. Everyone else is part of a well-oiled machine. He pushes those thoughts aside; he's too new to be expected to pull the same amount of weight. Just like every new job.

He swallows when gestured to and grabs a chair, sitting down across from them. "César Salazar. I just arrived yesterday. I'm uninjured. Thanks to you and everyone else that fought last night to keep us safe. Thank you for saving my life."

With the pleasantries finished, worry unfolds across his face. "... That wound may need pressure..."
pineapplesalmon: (considering the problem)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The food looks good for what it is. But he can tell that he's going to miss Providence's cafeteria. César will need to keep a firm eye on how much he has to eat, as he knows he's slightly underweight already. Damn.

Angel's words get digested, rolled around in his head, letting them sink in, enjoying his intrinsic value as a person being recognized. "Pay it forward. Something I've always believed in. You needn't ask me to do what's right in that case."

He grabs his glass of water, but before he drinks, furrows his brow in worry. "... My biggest concern is that back home, all we had to do to stay warm is be in a warm building. We don't use fires for warmth much anymore. They're unnecessary. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I'd rather not risk 'missing' something."

Long drink of water.
pineapplesalmon: (seriously sideways)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
César could outrun Watson, but stays just ahead and follows his directions, ready to use his shoulder as a battering ram to make sure they both make it out alive. All those days at the gym are paying off.

Which proves unnecessary, as stars have a harder time falling between buildings instead of out in the open. "This door?!"
pineapplesalmon: (all in a day's work)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A little laugh at the "for some reason". Mood. ... and interesting that she pronounced his name that way. Hmm, a robotic brain? Or just someone that good at mimicry?

"Not physically—I have a map—but metaphorically. I'm a bit overwhelmed with suddenly being here."
pineapplesalmon: (slightly confused)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
César looks stunned at the reference. No, he does not get the reference. But he gets the call out.

A bit dumbfounded, he nods along. "Yes, yes I can definitely do that. Mom made sure I knew how to cook."

He pauses for a moment before asking, expression slightly concerned. "... am I that easy of a read? That I can trend towards overwork?"
lasthumanvoice: (all the boys upstairs wanna see)

[personal profile] lasthumanvoice 2024-01-15 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
“Uggggh. Can you pay me on the head and tell me I’m doing enough here?”

Consciously, he knows he is. But hearing it would really help.
lastofthefirst: Literally The Only Picture Of Her In Existence (Default)

[personal profile] lastofthefirst 2024-01-15 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"The first death is always a unique experience. You don't get used to it, but you do recover faster, unfortunately." She gestures, falling in with the new arrival. Her huge - boots? Feet? - crush the snow of her footprints to ice. "First thing is to get a job. Idiots here are still buying and selling, it's galling. Literally under siege."
lasthumanvoice: (and says what he wants to say)

[personal profile] lasthumanvoice 2024-01-15 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
“Overdoing generally. You offered me all your food the moment we met. And it’s a common ailment in town, generally speaking. When death is temporary, some people start to see life as cheap. It’s not, for the record. It never can be and shouldn’t be allowed to be. I think that’s part of how Marrow Island ended up in this state to begin with.”

Cecil huffs quietly, tucking his hands into the pockets of his patchwork quilt coat.

“Yes, to make things better will be work. But it’s a marathon, not a sprint.”
Edited (Brain dead.) 2024-01-15 18:26 (UTC)
graveling: (backache)

[personal profile] graveling 2024-01-15 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
“I am probably not the best person to ask about how people keep warm.” It’s not really that he isn’t people, but he doesn’t have to worry about hypothermia the same way the living humans do.

He still hasn’t blinked once this whole conversation.
restingslasherface: (Default)

[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-01-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"It needs a lot of things." The whiskey and bandages arrive; Jean sheds layers on their suit until they can push up the undershirt and pour the alcohol over the cut to disinfect it; they wince, triangular teeth fitting together unnaturally well. "Assistance with the bandages, comrade? Temporary measure only but, hahahaha, the doctors will be glad of it..."
pineapplesalmon: (a blank sadness)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Triangular teeth are not something César's afraid of. In fact, he's used to feeding mutated flying piranhas and a giant alligator. So he'll take it in stride. Nice teeth.

"Yes, of course." César will immediately move to assist now that he's given permission, using some of the alcohol to disinfect his own hands and shake them off as best as he can before grabbing a roll of bandages. "Where else are you injured? Can you tell? Or is it just the chest wound?"

César grabs some gauze as well. "I'll need to wrap the bandages tight to keep pressure on that wound."
restingslasherface: (pic#16454871)

[personal profile] restingslasherface 2024-01-15 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nowhere that'll kill me immediately, comrade, it's fine." Well. 'Fine' in the sense that it can wait for the doctors; the pain in Jean's voice puts paid to 'completely fine'. "Just need to, to, hahaha, need to stay awake, can't be passing out just yet..."

"...You used a word back there. 'Civilian'."
pineapplesalmon: (a long explanation)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
César hasn't noticed yet. He's too focused on other things. He failed his perception check. Even that answer should make him wonder, but nope, he's really focused on trying to absorb as much information as he can.

"... hmm, I can ask the innkeeper, then. They would know." César will take a bite of stew, hmming as he considers his next question. "My world's technology is much further along, so it'll be an adjustment for me. Especially since my entire branch of work doesn't exist, here. I'm looking at a complete career change."
pineapplesalmon: (an explanation)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Unique is one way of putting it. I hope I can get back home alive. My brother and I were just reunited." Rex would be devastated, and César really wants to spend time with him to get to know him properly. "Unfortunately, capitalism never rests. I'm going to have to see what sort of jobs are available. Try to make myself the most useful regarding the circumstances."
graveling: (tell me more)

[personal profile] graveling 2024-01-15 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
“There’s others who come from worlds with tech this one lacks. Some are trying to bring it here. At least the bits that will be helpful.”

Angel watches César quietly between bites of his own stew.

“Is the technology why you’re glowing or is that something else?”
pineapplesalmon: (friendly smile)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
A moment to consider those words.

"You're right. I apologize for offering my next meal when I can't safely contribute yet. Life should never be seen as cheap." César smiles again, soft, and it's his natural smile this time. "I had to treat my work as both a marathon and sprint back home due to an emergency situation, but I can't afford that same level of work, here. Health is a commodity I can ill afford to neglect with the reduction of resources to maintain it."

César's hiding behind those big words, but at least he's making adjustments to his plans already. Adjustments that would have eventually been made, but now being made sooner.
theydrewfirstblood: (grin{ happy)

[personal profile] theydrewfirstblood 2024-01-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He can't help it: the guy's energy is kind of catching, and John can't help but laugh.

"Maybe we won't just yet. Not without a primer on how to use 'em." John amends. "You wanna learn to field dress a rabbit or deer, not your own limbs. But don't worry, I got you. Learned to hunt before I learned to kill, you'll be safe with a blade in no time."
lastofthefirst: (pic#16845962)

[personal profile] lastofthefirst 2024-01-15 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"The newspaper says we're short on farmers and ranchers. The mammals are starving and even I'm feeling it; parts don't get made by dying tinkers."
lasthumanvoice: (who plays what he wants to play)

[personal profile] lasthumanvoice 2024-01-15 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cecil frowns, hearing that and understanding it more than César might guess.

“Here’s the thing of it, here: we’re facing everything with a community around us. No one person has to bear the whole of the town’s troubles. There’s a lot of troubles, but there’s also a good few of us here to deal with them. Right? Yes, lots of big emergency shit, but if every person takes on every one, we all burn out.”
lasthumanvoice: (there goes the last human voice)

[personal profile] lasthumanvoice 2024-01-15 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
There’s a non-audible record skip when Rambo mentions learning to kill, Cecil giving a quick over the shoulder glance. You know, checking that he’s really safe with John Rambo.
pineapplesalmon: (worried words 2)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2024-01-15 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
César tries to hide it, but his wide-eyed silence tells volumes. He opens his mouth to try to say something, then closes it. No, he shouldn't dump his thoughts onto a stranger. Community. Everyone being concerned about his welfare as much as he's concerned for theirs. It's overwhelming.

"I...." César stops, heart rate increasing a little as he processes the frown from earlier, his smile vanishing, then restarts. "I'll do my best." That sounded bad even to his ears; it didn't appropriately respond to what Cecil said at all. "I, uh. Sorry. I'll get used to working together with everyone as fast as I can. ... ... no, that doesn't work as a response, either. But you understand what I'm trying to say, yes?"

Overthinking. And he shouldn't be intimidated by being suddenly accepted into a group of people, but he is.
theydrewfirstblood: (up{ small smile)

[personal profile] theydrewfirstblood 2024-01-15 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
John recognizes the look--and it doesn't sting the way it used to, certainly not with the man's unabashedly guileless energy.

"Ex-Green Beret." he explains simply. "Served in the Vietnam War, nothin' more nefarious than that."

Feel better, Cecil?
lasthumanvoice: (you just can't put)

[personal profile] lasthumanvoice 2024-01-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. I suppose those are potentially useful skills here, too." He relaxes pretty much immediately, the uncertainty transmuting to respect in his expression.
lasthumanvoice: (they're gonna hang him so high)

[personal profile] lasthumanvoice 2024-01-15 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you want to talk about it?"

Is that an appropriate response to the question he's been asked? Maybe, maybe not. There's something pointed about making clear César doesn't have to unload unless he wants to. But that he's welcome to, now or later or someday or never.
lightconductor: (calm)

[personal profile] lightconductor 2024-01-15 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"That one," he huffs out.

Watson thrusts his cane into César's hands. "Keep them off," he orders, and throws himself into unlocking the clinic door as quickly as possible. The star creatures are closing in; it's more open here than in the alley, of course.