He's going to-- what? Make Jeff talk to the candy dude and apologize? Like he's a fucking kid or something?

The prospect of that is way too embarrassing.

"Nuh uh, no, nope, no fucking way!"

He's absolutely squirming and trying to slip his way out of his coat. It's way too big for his skinny frame, so it should be totally easy, right?

This definitely won't end in him just getting tangled up his own coat while being frog marched to a confectioner by a giant bird cop.