How does a giant bird become even more terrifying? By being a fucking cop. This is a bird with authority, and while Jeff's normally one to buck authority, it's a little tough to play the carefree rebel while his wrist might as well be cuffed by those sharp talons.

"Um... Jeff?"

Jeff winces. Fuck, he should've lied!

"Jeff...erson..." Uhhhh... "Airplane..."

...wow that's the worst pseudonym ever.