The first rule of shoplifting? Play it cool. Don't draw attention to yourself, just blend in, be totally casual and, oh yeah, patient, gotta be patient, wait for the right moment and HOLY FUCK A DINOSAUR'S GRABBING HIM, THAT'S A DINOSAUR HAND WITH CLAWS AND SCALES AND SHIT--

Jeff yelps and drops the hat. He looks up at the man-- no, dinosaur-- no, wait, bird?-- beside him, eyes wide.

Bird man. Giant bird man.

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Fuck, birds are scary.