tisnotthehouse: (small smile)
tisnotthehouse ([personal profile] tisnotthehouse) wrote in [community profile] ph_memes 2023-12-14 04:27 pm (UTC)

Arrival/Krampusnacht

[Your prompts are so funny I couldn't pick just one XD]

Arrival

Tarantulas has never been what one might call conventionally attractive. Although he shed, like an old moult, most of his more monstrous features when he accepted the white-haired woman's deal, his eight glittering eyes and and the coarse, purple fur covering his hands and face mean he could never be mistaken for human.

Thus it should be perfectly understandable that he reacts to an apparently drunken human's offer with a loud, startled laugh. "Excuse me?" he asks, too surprised to be calculating or offended. "Was that supposed to be a come on?"

Krampusnacht

"Stop struggling!" Tarantulas snaps, following up the demand with an unsteady kick somewhere in Jeff's direction. A second bag hangs next to his own, containing a very angry spider-man. Perhaps the Krampus is trying peer counseling?

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