"Maya's seven. Kir is five. But we mature differently from humans, so more accurately, Maya's at the 'sneaking out of the house to go to parties when I'm not home' phase and Kir is at the 'following his sister to snitch on her activities because he wants to grow up to be like dad' phase."

You can imagine that, can't you, Watson? Fuzzy little babby birds getting into trouble?