"Hello, welcome to the Winterbottom Clinic," Chris says as Bart walks in. "Would you like to make an appointment?"

They take in his malnourished frame, his face which still looks a little wan, and give a small, concerned frown. First Aid will surely lament yet more people who don't eat well, but Chris kind of get the feeling that this one won't make too much of a fuss about a diet plan if he gets put on one.