"Holy shit. No wonder that bird acts like she's the one who's in charge of the boat."
As impressed as they are with Agent Charlie's dedication to her job, the fact that they were still getting rats up until a few days ago means they were desperate enough to head into the meat grinder in search of a meal. Purple's had jobs like that.
"I appreciate the not jumping to conclusions," they say, when she stumbles over what to call them. "So, okay, you've got a soup kitchen for wayward rats in your back pocket and as long as you keep it up I don't have to clean up after Charlie reenacting slasher movies. Everybody wins, murder chicken notwithstanding. Are you getting anything out of this?"
They still find it hard to believe that a warm fuzzy feeling or 'because it's the right thing to do' is enough to move anybody to help out. Or, on the other end of things, that it's not a ripoff of a reward; Captain Zelda could probably be convinced to exchange a little grocery money for the guaranteed absence of dismembered rats and gnaw marks on the merchandise.
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As impressed as they are with Agent Charlie's dedication to her job, the fact that they were still getting rats up until a few days ago means they were desperate enough to head into the meat grinder in search of a meal. Purple's had jobs like that.
"I appreciate the not jumping to conclusions," they say, when she stumbles over what to call them. "So, okay, you've got a soup kitchen for wayward rats in your back pocket and as long as you keep it up I don't have to clean up after Charlie reenacting slasher movies. Everybody wins, murder chicken notwithstanding. Are you getting anything out of this?"
They still find it hard to believe that a warm fuzzy feeling or 'because it's the right thing to do' is enough to move anybody to help out. Or, on the other end of things, that it's not a ripoff of a reward; Captain Zelda could probably be convinced to exchange a little grocery money for the guaranteed absence of dismembered rats and gnaw marks on the merchandise.