"Cats, huh? We have turtles. Less likely to shed all over your choir dress." The Vatican's pet reptiles can and will pee on you, though, even if you're just picking them up to take them back to the pond so they don't get into the street. That's just the cost of doing business.

He follows into the yard, leaning down to scratch one of the temple cats on the head with his free hand.

"Which one's Mango?"